Joel: Charlie Sheen signed a new contract and will remain on Two and a Half Men for two more seasons. Sheen will see his salary be raised to $2 million an episode. And I'm proud to say that in my new contract, it clearly stipulates that E! executives will no longer be allowed to pelt me with dead fish. I have very good agents.
(Joel gets hit with a fish)
Hey!
Man: That's a live one.
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