The Soup - Season 2

E! (ended 2015)




Episode Guide

  • The Soup Clip-Down '05
    An hour-long look back at 2005 featuring the show's 40 best clips of the year.
  • December 16th, 2005
    December 16th, 2005
    Episode 47
    Joel McHale takes a look back at the crazy antice of celebrities as well as the week's can't miss reality clips.
  • December 9th, 2005
    December 9th, 2005
    Episode 46
    E!'s Debt Reduction Drive continues with footage from "Blossom" going up on eBay; Joel stops J.K. Rowling from killing off Harry Potter; A look at the holiday movie season with gay cowboy apes in "Brokeback Kong" and drug-induced hallucinations in "The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe".
  • December 2nd, 2005
    December 2nd, 2005
    Episode 45
    E! makes cutbacks in order to afford their new series "The Simple Life"; Joel helps E! by auctioning off the network's archives on eBay; A spoof of "Memoirs of a Geisha" featuring Bai Ling; The Soup bids farewell to "Breaking Bonaduce".
  • November 25th, 2005
    November 25th, 2005
    Episode 44
    The Soup's Thanksgiving Spectacular.
  • November 18th, 2005
    November 18th, 2005
    Episode 43
    Paris Hilton vs. Prairie Dog...Racoon Thing; Alternate endings for the second season of "Laguna Beach"; The Soup reveals why the new "Harry Potter" is rated PG-13; Find out why "Medium" is obsessed with Geishas.
  • November 11th, 2005
    November 11th, 2005
    Episode 42
    A spoof of "Cheaters" featuring Kevin Federline; Joaquin Phoenix's infamous frog quote reminds Joel of his own animal-eating-brain mishap; The Soup bids farewell to "My Fair Brady"; A warning from ABC for people who haven't been watching "Lost".
  • November 4th, 2005
    November 4th, 2005
    Episode 41
    Kate Moss on the cover of Cocaine Fancy; Daytime TV hosts dress up for Halloween; The "Saw II" Happy Meal; Joel interviews George Takei about coming out of the closet.
  • October 28th, 2005
    October 28th, 2005
    Episode 40
    Lindsay Lohan exploits herself in a new music video; Tyra Banks' House of Extremely Literal Cakes; Talk to aspiring soap star Donald Trump at 1-900-TrumpMe; A look at Steven Seagal's new straight-to-video film.
  • October 21st, 2005
    October 21st, 2005
    Episode 39
    A nickname is picked for Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn; Joel plays "I'd Much Rather" after Tom Sizemore claimed that he slept with Paris Hilton; Six things Kevin Federline can do as one of Details magazine's 50 Most Powerful Men; Classic video games inspire a spoof of "Doom".
  • October 14th, 2005
    October 14th, 2005
    Episode 38
    The Soup fondly remembers "The Simple Life" (2003-2005?) after FOX cancels the series; A look at the life of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise's son; "Sesame Street's" Elmo sends a message to blushing bride Demi Moore; A trailer for "Elizabethtown" that has a hard time figuring out what the movie is about.moreless
  • October 7th, 2005
    October 7th, 2005
    Episode 37
    Joel uses the Sloup (Soup Slot Machine) to decide which celebrity story will be featured first on the show; A guide on "What to Expect When Katie Holmes Is Expecting"; A commercial for the MossTril 5000 cleaning device inspired by Kate Moss; Joel stars in his own anti-drug PSA.
  • September 30th, 2005
    The Soup Investigates Ashton and Demi: Sham or Shalom?; Ty Pennington takes a hit to the face; Jennifer Garner tries to hide the identity of her baby; A montage of Suzanne Somers' strangest home shopping moments.
  • September 23rd, 2005
    Whitney Houston comments on Kate Moss' cocaine troubles; Season six of "The Surreal Life" inspires The Granny and the Trannie; A spoof of 2005's crime shows which includes lawyers, detectives, forensic experts and a couple of psychics; The Soup releases their own cut of "Just Like Heaven".
  • September 16th, 2005
    The Soup suggests weird names for Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's new son; "Chat Stew" takes a look at this season's new talk shows; A spoof of "The Exorcism of Emily Rose" featuring Martha Stewart; An NBC promo begging viewers to come back to their network.
  • September 9th, 2005
    September 9th, 2005
    Episode 33
    Inside Mike Meyers' head during Kanye West's televised outburst; The Soup suggests which celebrities should play superheroes in films; "Landing a DC-10 with the Superstars"; Harry Connick , Jr. becomes the sexiest rescuer in New Orleans. Plus, the grand finale of "La Madrastra".
  • September 2nd, 2005
    September 2nd, 2005
    Episode 32
    Who Was Stupid Enough to Shoot Suge Knight?; Eva Longoria tries to upstage Katrina at the MTV Music Awards in Florida; Rejected elimination lines from Martha Stewart's "Apprentice" spinoff; A Tivo mishap prevents Joel from finding out the killer's identity in "La Madrastra".
  • August 26th, 2005
    August 26th, 2005
    Episode 31
    Barefoot, Pregnant and in the Tabloids; The Stalkerazzi School of Stunt Driving; HBO keeps the world waiting just a little bit longer for "The Sopranos"; Joel gets a new look inspired by Bruno from "La Madrastra".
  • August 19th, 2005
    August 19th, 2005
    Episode 30
    A look at the 2005 Teen Choice Awards; Paris Hilton's dog Tinkerbell reads from her book "Speak, Tinkerbell"; The Celebrity Roast of Maya Angelou; A spoof of Red Eye called "Pink Eye".
  • August 12th, 2005
    August 12th, 2005
    Episode 29
    Investigating the BB incident at the Britney Spears baby shower; Why "The Dukes of Hazzard" became the #1 movie in America; A recap of hit the spanish soap opera "La Madrastra"; Joel and Tess host a special look at the Miss Teen USA 2005 Pageant; A spoof that proves that the only thing creepier than "The Key" is "Duece Bigalow".moreless
  • August 5th, 2005
    August 5th, 2005
    Episode 28
    A taped conversation of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie that proves they're just friends; A preview of "The Simple Life: Contractual Obligation"; The Whitney Houston to English Dictionary; A reenactment of the alleged Naomi Campbell fight in Rome.
  • July 29th, 2005
    July 29th, 2005
    Episode 27
    Products used by celebrities when they were teens; Replacement mascots for The WB's recently fired Michigan J. Frog; A spoof of Stealth featuring Jamie Foxx as Ray Charles; Joel meets the Really Bad News Bear.
  • July 22nd, 2005
    July 22nd, 2005
    Episode 26
    A spoof of The Island where all your fantasies come true; A farewell to Summerland; Fake online names Halle Berry uses when she's on the internet; The search for Ringo's new bandmate's begins in "A Few New Beatles".
  • July 15th, 2005
    July 15th, 2005
    Episode 25
    Previews of upcoming Harry Potter books; Setups to the dirtiest jokes ever; The success of X-Men and Fantastic Four inspires a movie adaptation of Family Circus; A count of all the homoerotic moments in Average Joe: The Joes Strike Back.
  • July 8th, 2005
    July 8th, 2005
    Episode 24
    Rejected prison nicknames for Martha Stewart; Clips from ABC's shelved reality series Welcome to the Neighborhood; The Celebrity Hookup Nickname Generator is used in honor of Pink and Carey Hart's engangement; A look at how Dancing with the Stars gave ABC a summer ratings victory.
  • July 1st, 2005
    July 1st, 2005
    Episode 23
    Tom Cruise inspires a spoof of War of the Worlds and a new segment called "Cruise Watch"; Joel uses "The Celebrity Hookup Nickname Generator" to come up with a name for Avril Lavigne and her new beau; New reality show catchphrases; Gay-related MTV spinoffs for the new cable network Logo.
  • The Best of The Soup (Part 2)
    The best of celebrity newsmakers and reality television.
  • The Best of The Soup (Part 1)
    The Best of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline; The Best of The Michael Jackson Trail; The Best of Charlie O'Connell; The Best of Primetime Television; The Best of Steve Harvey's Big Time Challenge.

    Plus, an encore of Tyra's freak-out on America's Next Top Model.
  • May 27th, 2005
    May 27th, 2005
    Episode 20
    Sketches from Jay Leno's testimony in the Michael Jackson Trial; The Soup suggests who should play Phil Spector in a TV movie; New reality series "Who Wants to Kick Charlie O'Connell in the Groin?"; A preview of Herbie: Fully Loaded featuring a more wholesome Lindsay Lohan; Michael Jackson criticizes E! Network's depiction of his trial.moreless
  • May 20th, 2005
    May 20th, 2005
    Episode 19
    Tess Rafferty reports from the premiere of Revenge of the Sith; Subtitles for the new director's cut of Alexander; An exclusive clip from Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's TV show; Joel emotionally recaps the Gilmore Girls season finale.
  • May 13th, 2005
    May 13th, 2005
    Episode 18
    "Law & Order: Bogus Victims Unit" investigates the American Idol scandal; The Soupler 3000 looks at how Jennifer Garner got a Ben in the oven; A look at what The Soup has in store for May sweeps; The Soup mixes together elements from every reality show to create the next great reality show.moreless
  • May 6th, 2005
    May 6th, 2005
    Episode 17
    The real life Runaway Bride inspires "Bridal Tips with Tess"; A series based on Riding the Bus with My Sister; What happens when Laura Bush joins the cast of Desperate Housewives?; The Soup reveals what the monster on Lost really looks like.
  • April 29th, 2005
    April 29th, 2005
    Episode 16
    Joel attempts to reunite Paris and Nicole; Tequilatan, the cure to what's ailing Paula Abdul; A look at Riding the Bus with My Sister; A trailer for the horrorfest "House of Back Wax"
  • April 22nd, 2005
    April 22nd, 2005
    Episode 15
    Constantine Maroulis School of Hypnosis; Dr. Phil stars in Revenge of the Sith; A Nanny 911 family that needs a therapist more than a nanny.
  • April 15th, 2005
    April 15th, 2005
    Episode 14
    What to Expect When Britney's Expecting; A Neverland version of the classic game Clue; Joel recaps Desperate Housewives in less than 10 seconds; A reenactment of Mickey Rooney's courtroom testimonial.
  • April 8th, 2005
    April 8th, 2005
    Episode 13
    New reality shows help choose the next Pope; A special advisory for a controversial episode of 24; Sean Connery promotes "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas"; Keep track of how many times Blind Justice reminds you that the lead character is blind.
  • April 1st, 2005
    April 1st, 2005
    Episode 12
    A passage from Michael Jackson's "Are You There God? It's Me, Michael"; A British version of Cheaters; How Daylight Savings Time will affect celebrities; The Soupler 3000 for rumored celebrity pregnancies.
  • March 25th, 2005
    March 25th, 2005
    Episode 11
    Bachelor host Chris Harrison drops by to dish about the new season; What Will Ail Michael Jackson Next Week?; Pat O'Brien outtakes from The Insider; Joel makes an award-worthy appearance in Spring Break Shark Attack.
  • March 18th, 2005
    March 18th, 2005
    Episode 10
    Last Comic Standing host Jay Mohr fills in for Joel; Fabio survives a goose attack in time to host his own reality show; A preview for a movie that can kill you in seven days...Ice Princess!
  • March 11th, 2005
    March 11th, 2005
    Episode 9
    An American Idol promo disguised as a promo for Marriage 911; National Security forgoes the "national" part to focus on Paris Hilton and Fred Durst's problems instead; Carl's Jr. releases one of the worts TV ads in recent memory; The Soupler 3000 Celebrity Forecast.
  • March 4th, 2005
    March 4th, 2005
    Episode 8
    "Limousine Confessions" at the Oscars; Martha Stewart's new post-prison look; Joel's secret home video gets leaked; The Michael Jackson Trial reenactments.
  • February 25th, 2005
    What's on Paris Hilton's T-Mobile Sidekick?; A phoned argument between George Clooney and Russell Crowe.
  • February 18th, 2005
    Joel interviews Jose Canseco; A look at the new cast of Survivor; The Grammy Awards Timeline; Extreme Makeover: Home Edition's Ty goes nuts on the bullhorn.
  • February 11th, 2005
    Joel McHale takes a look back at all the week's must see moments.
  • February 4th, 2005
    February 4th, 2005
    Episode 4
    Joel's State of Hollywood Address; Commercials you won't see during the Super Bowl; "Real Women" that John Stamos should consider dating; Christoper Knight lets it all out on The Surreal Life.
  • January 28th, 2005
    January 28th, 2005
    Episode 3
    A secret recording from Nicole Kidman's Australian home; George Clooney inspires Crest Spine Strips; Who got nominated for the Oscars and who didn't.
  • January 21st, 2005
    January 21st, 2005
    Episode 2
    Watch "Limousine Confessions" as guests head for the President's inauguration; American Idol's worst; Extreme Makeover shares a women's insecurities with all of Las Vegas.
  • January 14th, 2005
    January 14th, 2005
    Episode 1
    Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston inspire "The Soup Guide to Celebrity Break-Ups"; Kirstie Alley's scary new Jenny Craig commercial; The Surreal Life's naked Verne Troyer traumatizes roommate Da Brat.