Joel honors the "best" in television, movies and pop culture.
(for full list of "winners" read the recap)
Cutest Toddler Beauty Queen
Best Waterworks Non-Sexual
Not Putting Things in Your Va-Jay-Jay Best Waterworks - Dancing with the Stars Best Performance by a Celebrity in a Hate Filled Rant Most Rhetoricalist Question Best Dressed Vesty-est Pantsuit Most Valuable Player Least Valuable Player Song of the Year Outstanding Achievement in Avoiding The Bachelor Hot Tub The Bob Harper Memorial Award for Stepping on an Obese Person Best Description of Mustache by Somebody Who Really, Really Wants to be a WWE Superstar The Sci Fi Award Best Smackdown of an Octomom Outstanding Achievement in Urination Most Awkwardest Date Creepiest Old Person Moment of the Year Getting the Phrase "Anal Charlie Horse" on Televison Best Nonsensical Phrase Gayest Not Gay Moment: Alaska Edition Entertainer of the Year!moreless