The Soup

Season 8 Episode 13

The Soup Awards 2011

Aired Friday 10:00 PM Apr 01, 2011 on E!

Episode Recap

Joel honors the "best" in television, movies and pop culture including:

Outstanding Meltdown
Nominee(s): Brandi on Bad Girls Club: Miami for "I'm sleep!"; Apprehended Genius Girl from Party Heart: Texas Blowout 2; The Suicide Potato from Magical Witch Punie-Chan
Winner: Calvin Tran from Bravo's The Fashion Show

Cutest Toddler Beauty Queen
Winner: Brenna from Toddlers & Tiaras (accepted by The Office's Kate Flannery as Brenna)

Best Waterworks Non-Sexual presented by Community's Jim Rash and Anthony Michael Hall
Winner: Speaker of the House John Boehner on 60 Minutes

Not Putting Things in Your Va-Jay-Jay
Winner: NeNe Leakes from The Real Housewives of Atlanta

Best Waterworks - Dancing with the Stars
Winner: Wendy Williams

Best Performance by a Celebrity in a Hate Filled Rant
Winner: Mel Gibson for his angry outbursts caught on tape (accepted by Maria Menounos)

Most Rhetoricalist Question
Winner: Marg Helgenberger from CSI (accepted by Carrot Top and a dead hooker)

Best Dressed
Winner: (for their ability to mesh fashion and double entendre) RuPaul and the cast of RuPaul's Drag Race (Raja, Shangela and Delta Work)

Vesty-est Pantsuit
Winner: Nancy Grace

Most Valuable Player
Winner: John Grogan, the lie-detector guy

Least Valuable Player
Winner: One Tree Hill's Worst Televised Iced Tea Refiller, Hopey Henderson

Song of the Year
Nominee(s): Catherine Zeta-Jones' performance of "Send in the Clowns" at The Tony Awards; The Amazing Race's glee club duo for their a cappela performance of "Please Drive Faster"; the Mama Doni band's performance of "Hanukkah Fever" on Good Day, New York
Winner: The theme from Must Love Cats, performed by John Fulton

Outstanding Achievement in Avoiding The Bachelor Hot Tub
Winner: Chris Harrison

The Bob Harper Memorial Award for Stepping on an Obese Person
Winner: Bob Harper from The Biggest Loser

Best Description of Mustache by Somebody Who Really, Really Wants to be a WWE Superstar
Winner: Eli Cottonwood from WWE NXT

The Sci Fi Award
Nominee(s): Mega Python vs. Gatoroid; Sharktopus; Dinocroc vs. Supergator
Winner: Sharktopus accepted by Jerry the Pool Boy from Dinocroc vs. Supergator

Best Smackdown of an Octomom
Winner: Suze Orman confronting Nadya Suleman on The Oprah Winfrey Show

Outstanding Achievement in Urination presented by Kyle Bornheimer from Perfect Couples
Winner: Jersey Shore's Jwoww for peeing behind a bar

Most Awkwardest Date
Nominee: One Tree Hill's Clay and Quinn at the beach with Clay's vibrating crotch
Winner: The Millionaire Matchmaker's Robin Kassner and Luke Morganstern

Creepiest Old Person Moment of the Year presented by Community's Alison Brie and Danny Pudi
Nominee: Elsa from The Real Housewives of Miami
Winner: Suzanne Somers for discussing the thighmaster on Extra

Getting the Phrase "Anal Charlie Horse" on Televison
Winner: Dr. Mehmet Oz from The Dr. Oz Show

Best Nonsensical Phrase presented by Nia Vardalous
Nominees: Steven Tyler on American Idol; Gary Busey from Celebrity Apprentice
Winner: Ray J ("Swack, swack") from Brandy & Ray J: A Family Business

Gayest Not Gay Moment: Alaska Edition
Winner: Jack Hoffman from Discovery Channel's Gold Rush Alaska (accepted by Patrick Warburton)

Entertainer of the Year!
Nominee(s): David Hasselhoff for his "triumphant" return to The Young and the Restless; Jerry Hess for his role as Jerry the Pool Boy in Dinocroc vs. Supergator; Ma from Ma's Roadhouse for her cheeseburger berating
Winner: Two and a Half Men's Jon Cryer