(Peter rushes home, and then bursts through the door)
Peter Parker: What did I miss?! (Notices Aunt May doesn't even have the TV on) Aunt May, I can't believe you don't have it on! They discover alien life and you're not watching?!
Aunt May: (Chuckles) Oh Peter, aliens are bug-eyed monsters who say "Take me to your leader," this is a mud stain on the space shuttle.
Peter Parker: Not mud, organic mud. Living mud from outer space!