The Steve Harvey Show

Season 5 Episode 9

Analyze Dis

Aired Sunday 8:30 PM Dec 17, 2000 on The WB



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Lovita: Dang. Lydia read my palm and told me I was going to have money and love troubles. Baby girl got the craft.

    • Lovita: Hey Steve. Did my issue of Black Hair come here by mistake? This month they're showing what Macy Gray would look like with a Pocahontas wig.

    • (Cedric & Lovita are using Steve's sock puppets)
      Cedric: (with boy puppet) From now on, there won't be anymore secrets between us.
      Lovita: (with girl puppet) That's right, I'm not keeping anything from my Ceddy.
      (Sock puppets kiss)
      Steve: That's much better.
      (Sock puppets get freaky)
      Steve: Hey, Hey! The socks are G-Rated. Take that freaky mess across the hall to your own apartment! (They immediately rush for the door) You know what, when you're done with those things, just burn 'em.

    • (Steve & Regina are using sock puppets)
      Regina: (with Steve's puppet) Well here I am, Mr. Fake Principal. All in Regina's office taking over everything. After 6 weeks doing her job, I know I can do it better. Lemme stab her in the back first chance I get. Hey Regina, what's that over there?
      (Steve turns his puppet and Regina stabs it.)
      Steve: (with Regina's puppet) Well, I see that Steve has been there for the most difficult period in my life. But instead of appreciating his hard work, I think I'll just accuse him of trying to steal my job. 'CAUSE THAT'S ALL I REALLY CARE ABOUT!!

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • The title is a parody of the 1999 comedy, Analyze This, about a psychiatrist who is just as insecure as his patient. The film stars Robert de Niro and was written by Kenneth Lonergan and Peter Tolan.