The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Season 3 Episode 15

A Tale of Two Houses

Aired Friday 7:00 PM Nov 17, 2007 on Disney Channel



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Kurt: Sneaking girls in here without my permission is totally inappropriate.
      Zack: Well...Now that you're here, can we have your permission?
      Kurt: Oh, sure. Go on. Knock yourselves out--Are you Kidding?!

    • Kurt: (about to scold Zack and Cody) I'm going to make this quick because I am due to invade Nova Scotia in 5 minutes.

    • Moseby: (to Esteban) They also took your yacht, your jet, your sportscar, your solid gold toilet that plays Moon River when you--use it.

    • Zack: (covers Barbara's eyes, thinking that he's talking to Abby) Want some company, baby?
      Barbara: (with her glasses off, thinking she's talking to Cody) Sure.
      (Comical moment of embracement)
      Barbara: Oh, Cody.
      Zack: (simultaneously) Oh, Abby!
      (Realizing their fatal flaws, they tear apart in embarassment)
      Barbara: Zack!?
      Zack: Barbara?

    • Abby: Hey, Zacki-san! (referring to Zack's statement that he was a popular rapper in Japan)
      Zack: What are you talkin' abo- Ooh, the record.

    • Zack: (on phone) So, you got the adress, Abby?
      Abby: I guess so.
      Zack: I promise it's my condo.
      Abby: How did you get your own condo?
      Zack: Well, you know. I bought it a couple years ago...with the money I got from my hit record, "Rappin' Zack.
      Abby: Never heard of it.
      Zack: It was--it was really big in Japan.
      Abby: Japan?
      Zack: Yeah. Yeah. They call me Zacki-san.

    • Moseby: (When Esteban complains about the food) I'll tell our chef, forthwith.
      London: What? You fired Chef Paolo and hired someone named Forthwith?!
      (London gasps and covers her mouth melodramatically, and Esteban follows suit)
      Moseby: No..."Forthwith" is "presently".
      London: Well, I don't care if his name is "Presently" or "Forthwith"! Tell them both to fix it!

    • Esteban: Moseby, I would like to tell you something about my
      Moseby: You mean that it's still stuck in your teeth?

    • London: Moseby, be a dear and take these to Esteban's room. Amd Moseby, be a moose and take these to mine.

    • Moseby: London, the best thing for Esteban to do is keep that money in the back. Save it for a rainy day.
      Esteban: Ooh. That is a good point.
      London: But if it's a rainy day, he can just take his helicopter to some place dry.
      Esteban: Ooh. That is a good point, too.

    • Kurt: Oh, and--I just got an apartment. It's a couple blocks away and it has two bedrooms.
      Zack: Then we can sleep over.
      Kurt: Yeah! Oh, that is...if it's okay with your mom.
      Carey: (stimulated with relief) Yes! Yes! Oh a million times yes! Thank Goodness! (recovers) I mean... sure.

    • Hector: Esteban, I have great news. There has been a peaceful change of government in our country and your family's back in power!
      Esteban: You mean grandfather Geraldo Juan Carlos Diego Pepe Bombaro Lupe Abarto Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de Rosa Ramirez has taken the throne again?
      Hector: No. The other one.
      Esteban: Oh, you mean Fred?

    • Mark: My girlfriend's a model.
      Zack & Carey: You're dating a model?!?
      Mark: It may look like I don't got it, but trust me, I got it.
      Carey: Hard to argue with that.

    • Zack: Dating at 14 stinks! I'm not a kid anymore. I'm a man! A mature adult.
      Kurt: (Enters the suite) Hey, guys!
      Zack: (Giddy like a child) Daddy! (He and Cody run over to hug him, then Mark joins in)
      Kurt: I don't remember having you.
      Mark: I'm Mark. My dad's on a business trip for 3 months.
      Kurt: Oh, in that case go ahead. (The four get back in the group hug)

    • Esteban: I'm going to go to my apartment and think about this.
      London: You can't stay at that ratty little place.
      Esteban: How did you know I had a ratty little place?
      London: Well, compared to me, everyone has a ratty little place.

    • Zack: Oh, man, that restaurant was great.
      Cody: Yeah. Sometimes, with Mom's cooking, you forget that roast chicken shouldn't still have feathers on it.
      Kurt: Oh, come on, guys. Your mom isn't that bad a cook.
      (they all pause, then laugh)

    • Zack: All right, let's see. We got jellybeans, cherry sodas and cheese product in a can. All the ingredients of romance.

    • Cody: Pâté - low fat, crackers - low sodium, and chocolate cake - low nothing. Room freshener - forest pine. Ah, all the ingredients of romance.

    • Carey: Yes, alone at last! I think I should get myself a boyfriend.

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