Cody's Bathtime Poem is:
In this tub are you and me,
so listen bub please don't pee.
Zack said "splash" instead of "pee" because of the Old Lady.
Nia: (referring to Mr. Moseby) He is not the boss of you! You're the boss of him.
London: You're right. I'm London Tipton, and I can do whatever I want, whenever I want!
(both Nia and London see Mr. Moseby at the entrance)
London: Let's sneak out the back.
Skippy: (to Carey) Moseby said he'd be here as soon as possible.
Carey: But that could take...
Mr. Moseby: I'm here!
Wayne: You've got to win this! I don't look look good in women's clothes!
Zack: You don't look so hot in men's clothes either...
Wayne: (to Betsy Ross manager) It's not over 'till the fat lady sings! Oops, sorry to bring your mother into this!
London: Ready to go to the concert, Mia?
Nia: It's Nia.
London: I got the "ia" part right.
Nia: Yes, sir-ia, and more importantly, you got us front-row seats to see Toxic Vomit. Yeah!
London: Ok. Let's hit it, girlfriend! (performs a Z-snap and wobbles her head)
Nia: Don't do that.
London: You got it, sista!
Nia: That, either. Ever.
Zack: Mom your screaming woke us up.
Carey: But the music didn't?
Zack: Well, we're used to going to sleep to Toxic Vomit
Carey: C'mon, my cooking's not that bad!
Wayne: Well, with these yahoos were gonna kick some Betsy Ross Butts!!
London: (to Mr. Moseby about Nia) I want her fired!
Nia: He can't fire me. I'm his favorite niece! Ain't that right, Uncle Marion?
Mr. Moseby: Well, you are my only niece. Ergo, my favorite.
London: Wait, wait! Who's your favorite? Her or this "Ergo" person?
Nia: I just heard the air go out her head.
Zack: Atleast it's better than your bathtime poem. In this tub is you and me, so listen bub, please don't... (sees old lady) splash.
Moseby: That's London Tipton, whose father signs all the pay checks.
Nia: Oh, girl, did I tell you look fabulous in that dress.
London: Really, you think?
Nia: Yeah, do you model?
London: Oh, I like her. Why did you wanna fire her Moseby?
Nia: Yeah, Moseby? Ah, I mean Uncle Marion.
Wayne: Wow, you guys are doing a great job. What am I paying you?
Cody: Minimum wage.
Wayne: Works for me.
Moseby: (on the phone) Officer, I don't care if it hasn't been twenty-four hours, my niece, Nia, is missing.
Nia: Hey Uncle Marion.
Moseby: One second, Nia. She's style one, sixteen years old, she's wearing blue jean and white blouse… Ah (claps his hands) Never mind! (Puts the receiver down). Nia! What took you so long?
Nia: Well, I sold my plane ticket and took the bus.
Moseby: Oh, what you do with the money?
Nia: I got you a gift.
Moseby: Oh, how sweet! Oh hoo, look at that…, ear rings? I don't wear ear rings.
Nia: Really? Well, I guess I has to keep them.
Moseby: Same old Nia, always looking for the quick buck.
Nia: Quick? That was a seventy hour ride, sitting next to a guy who smelled like a goat. I don't even want to tell you what the goat smells like.
Moseby: Thank you. I promised your mother I will take you in this summer and turn you into a proper young lady.
Nia: You know, that's what Aunt Lili told me last year. After one week with me, she changed name and moved to Alaska.
Moseby: Anyway, I told your mother what you need is a job. Now Millicent will show you what to do.
Zack: Hey, Millicent, we'll take a chocolate Christy Bar.
Cody: Hurts my money. We'll take a Twisty Cho Bar.
Zack: Christy Bar.
Cody: Twisty Bar.
Zack: Christy Bar.
Cody: Twisty Bar.
Millicent: Okay, that's it! It's because of you people that I wake up in the middle of the night screaming! Well, I kinda did that before... but it's gotten worse since I started working here! Eat this (reaches for a magazine) and LIKE IT!
Zack: Wow, Millicent, I've never seen you stand up for yourself like this.
Millicent: Yeah, it feels good. (She falls to the grown unconscious)
Nia: Look like an easy job. All I have to do is lie down. I get starting (Jumps to the couch and napping).
Nia: By the way, is it true that you own a private jet?
Nia: Ooh even better! You take one, I take one and we race to Paris.
London: Dibs on the pink one!
Wayne: (To Carey) May I offer you my heart? Of Palm. Get it, the Heart of the Palm? It's right in the can!
Carey: Yeah, I think I'm gonna arti-choke!
Cody: I'll have the last laugh when you're sixty and you look like a prune.
Wayne: What's wrong with you?
Zack: Sorry, I'm just a little tired.
Wayne: Well, you better wake up, pal, because I do no look good in women's clothes!
Zack: Just for the record, you don't look so hot in men's clothes, either.
Mr. Moseby: I expressly told you not to go to that concert.
Nia: We didn't go to any concert.
Mr. Moseby: Then where'd you get those t-shirts?
London: The concert.
London: Ooh, guess what, Moseby? Tia and I are best friends.
Nia: It's Nia!
London: I like Tia better. Can you change it?
Nia: Are we going in your limo?
Nia: Call me Tia!
Millicent: I still don't understand. If I'm taking your shift so you can go to a concert, why are you still getting the money?
Nia: Hello, it's my shift.
Millicent: Oh, right, thanks for explaining.
Nia: Hold up there, girl. Say, why don't we go fly to London?
London: I'm already here.
London: Mint me, candy girl.
Nia: Excuse me, but I have a name.
London: Excuse me, but, uh, I don't like to read.
Nia: Excuse me, but, uh, you should try. Your turn.
London: Just mint me!
Nia: Well, if you insist. (takes a mint, licks it and sticks it on London's forehead) Consider yourself minted.
London: Oh, that's disgusting!
Nia: No. (tastes the mint) That's peppermint.
The German episode title is "Mosebys Benimmkurs", meaning "Moseby's Manners Course".
We learn that Zack and Cody are used to sleeping to the music of Toxic Vomit.
This is Giovannie Samuel's first Disney Channel appearance since That's So Raven. She will now appear as a recurring character this season as she is the replacement for Maddie at the candy counter.
This is the second time where Zack competes tired and loses. The first time was in the episode "Risk it All" where he was so tired that he lost in the final phase of the competition.
Maddie does not appear in this episode again, bringing the total up to 3 episodes that she has missed.
This is the third time a relative of Mr. Moseby is shown. The first was his brother in "Moseby's Big Brother", and the second was his grandmother in "Nugget of History".
London (to Nia): Not so fast Leah!
Nia: It's Nia..
London: Whatever; Nia, Tia, Leah, Gia.
Though London cannot remember Nia's name, Brenda Song (London) played Tia on Phil of the Future, and the episode where her character was written out was entitled "Tia, Via, or Me...Uh", similar to London's line in this episode. Brenda's final appearance on Phil of the Future was actually a few episodes earlier when she left to join The Suite Life of Zack and Cody.
Zack: It'll be a mini-mart Triathlon, Bagging, pricing and cleaning. Cody: Oh my! This is an allusion to The Wizard of Oz's line of: "Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!"
The Betsy Ross Stop & Shop possibly alludes to a highly popular North Eastern United States grocery store chain by the name of Stop & Shop, which got its start in Massachusetts.
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