The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Season 2 Episode 3

Day Care

Aired Friday 7:00 PM Feb 17, 2006 on Disney Channel



  • Trivia

    • When the baby "pees" you can tell it's fake because the "pee" is a fair distance away from the baby.

    • When the kids start to "cry" after Esteban sings to them, they don't appear to be crying at all as they look as if they're smiling/laughing.

      Edit: Listen, it's Disney. I wouldn't expect perfect acting from little kids when their main actors aren't even that great.

    • When Maddie reads the note from Liam, it says he went to the movies, but in "Not So Suite 16" he's about 8. How could he suddenly go to the movies alone unless he went with his parents. And he said "Love Liam". I doubt Liam would put Love in a note to Maddie since in "Not So Suite 16" he taunted Maddie about not being able to have her party at The Pimento Grove.

      Edit: 1. They never said he went alone, who's to say he didn't go with a friend, with the friends parents? Think about all possibilities before posting. 2. The "Love Liam" is kinda crossed out by the fact that Liam pretty much screwed Maddie by doing this.

    • Zack and Cody scream together twice in this episode in exactly the same way.

    • When Esteban is holding the baby in the Yoga room, it has no arms and looks like a dummy.

    • When Carey is tipped over on the floor with her feet crossed, she should have just uncrossed her feet to get back up, which wouldn't have been too hard.

    • When there is a close up of the sugar stick dust it is facing the audience's way as you can tell when you see the sugar stick dust in a later shot. It really should be facing the way Maddie, Zack and Cody are looking.

    • How would Randall know that you can track one walky talky down with another one, because when they find the walky talky there is a rose for Maddie, but she wouldn't have found it without the walky talky.

    • When the shot is facing at Esteban when he is at the check in desk changing the baby's nappy. The baby starts to pee, then the shot changes to the man watching, then the baby stops. Then when the shot goes back to Esteban the baby is still peeing.

    • Zack and Cody obviously think the same sometimes as they both count exactly the same. "1...2...3...4,8,9,10".

    • A part of this episode is in the opening credits when Cody hiding behind the table with the net.

    • When Cody is rocking the infant look close and you will see it's not a baby or a doll! It's a teddy bear!

    • In real life Moises Arias who plays Randall is 12 years old, but on the show he has to be about 7 years old.

    • Maddie reveals her brother's name is Liam; he actually makes an appearance in the episode, "Not So Sweet 16".

    • In this episode, Zack says 'do you know anything that doesn't involve decapitating poultry?'; but if Zack is as dumb as they make him out to be, would he even know the meaning of 'decapitating'?

      Edit: With all the violent games Zack and Cody play, he most likely learned it from them.

    • When Randall's mother is talking to Mr. Moseby, Randall's hair is re-gelled.

    • In the opening credits, it shows Zack and Cody with the same clothes from this episode, and Zack has his hands on his head, but in the episode there is not a scene that shows Zack with his hands on his head.

    • The blue monkey that the kids threw at Zack and Cody is the same one from the That's So Raven episodes, "Five Finger Discount" and "Four's a Crowd".

    • When the kids are taking a nap, you can tell they are awake.

    • When London walks into the Lobby after Cody spilled cans on the floor, she is holding a can in her hand. In the next shot, it is gone.

  • Quotes

    • Moseby: I wouldn't be here if it weren't for those monsters that you call children!

    • (in the yoga class) Mr. Moseby: I really think we should stop. London: I won't let you stop, just like when you wouldn't let me stop when you taught me the alphabet. Moseby: (kind of high pitched) But that took 14 years. London: And now I know my ABDs.

    • Carey: I'm so please that you boys care about the environment.
      Zack: Hey, recycling cans is important and I love this planet and I want I'll children to live in a better place.......
      Cody: Maddie's not here.
      Zack: (Looks at Maddie's counter seeing Maddie wasn't there.) Oh, you carry this junk.

    • (Randall is riding the luggage cart while Zack is chasing after him.)
      Zack: Get back here young man!
      Randall: Not gonna happen old man!
      (Randall rides past Maddie)
      Randall: I'll be back for you my love!

    • Randall: I want to play hide-and-seek!
      Zack: Fine we count and you hide!
      Randall: No peeking!

    • Zack: I really hate that kid! Let's get them!
      Cody: You take the elevator and I'll take the stairs!
      Zack: Okay!
      Cody: Zack!
      Zack: Yes?
      Cody: Be careful!
      Zack: You too little brother! (As the elevator closes)....You too!

    • Esteban: Where are the little-er people?
      Zack: We're playing hide-and-seek!
      Cody: And we lose!
      Zack: What do you mean?
      Cody: They're gone!

    • Cody: Zack don't just stand there! Do something!
      Emily: You're not my mommy! I want my mommy!!
      Zack: Cody I think she wants you!

    • Esteban: But Maddie left me in charge! I can't leave little people with little-er people!
      Zack: We can handle it! They're all asleep!
      Esteban: Oh thank you! (Closes the door and makes a big noise and the kids wake up)
      Zack & Cody: Ahhhh!!

    • (Cell phone rings)
      London: Don't make me come over that mat!
      Carey: (Chants)Moseby's in trouble!

    • London: I'm taking over this class!
      Carey: Oh this should be good!

    • Cody: Gotcha!
      Zack: Do you mind? I'm eating here!

    • Maddie: Hey Esteban! Cute baby! Esteban: Thanks! Maddie: Where are the little kids! I put you in charge! Esteban: But Mr. Moseby put me in charge of everything else! Don't worry, Zack and Cody have everything under control! Zack: Get back here little man! Randall: Not gonna happen old man!

    • Zack: Don't worry Esteban taking care of kids is easy!
      Randall: I'm bored!
      Zack: Good then go to sleep!

    • Carey: And I was worried this wasn't going to be relaxing!

    • Carey: I don't think you are in any position to be criticizing my children! (Carey pulls Mr. Moseby)
      Mr. Moseby: Mama-me-a!!

    • Mr. Moseby: I don't believe it. I feel relaxed! (Kids come in screaming) Well, it was nice while it lasted!

    • London: Come on Moseby!
      Mr. Moseby: I don't want to! I feel silly! Everyone will laugh at me!
      London: No one will laugh at you!
      (Mr. Moseby comes in and the women laugh)

    • Maddie: If you're going to help, don't act like children, in front of the children!

    • Randall: Hey toots! It looks like we have a date tomorrow!

    • Maddie: I'm sorry Mr. Moseby but I had to leave for a family emergency, and I had to leave Esteban in charge! Esteban: And I had to take care of everything you put me in charge for, so I had to leave Zack and Cody in charge! Zack: Which means this is clearly your fault, Mr. Moseby. Cody: But rest assure. We forgive you!

    • Maddie: And if this day hasn't gone bad enough, now I have to go home and limbo with granny! Come on lassie! How long can you go?
      London: You should try yoga to relax!
      Maddie: Oh yeah! In all my spare time. When I'm not selling candy, or rattling little kids or scrubbing crayon off my back side! (London grabs Maddie's ear) I love you London!
      London: Everyone does!

    • Mr. Moseby: You can't touch that mans can! And why are you dragging that bag through my lobby!
      (Cody puts the bag down and it breaks)
      Mr. Moseby: Oh what else could go wrong today! (A Lady falls) Well that answers that!
      Cody: At least the cans were there to break her fall!

    • Randall: I just ate 12 sugar sticks. Have you ever eaten 12 sugar sticks?
      Zack: Try 12 sugar logs and a six pack of soda. So don't mess with me kid. Now go grab a mat and go nappie-bye.

    • Zack: Hey Maddie I'm Recycling, you know Why? Because I love this planet almost as much as I love you.
      Maddie: ( rubbing Zack's hair) Good for you.
      Zack: She wants me.

    • Randall: My parents paid good money for me to have fun, and guess what?
      Zack: You want to give me a tip?
      Randall: Sure! You should do something about your disproportional head.
      Zack: It was a bad haircut!

    • Randal: I want to ride in the air vents.
      Zack: You're not ready for that.
      Randall: Surfing on the luggage cart?
      Zack: Overrated!
      Randall: Fishing in the restaurant aquarium?
      Zack: No...... hmm interesting

    • Emily: I want my dolly!
      Estaban: Ok, ok! (Holds up a doll) Is it this one?
      Emily: No.
      Estaban: (Holds up another doll) This one?
      Emily: Nuh uh!
      Estaban: (Holds up another doll) This one. Please say yes!
      Emily: No.
      Estaban: Aye, aye, aye. Where did you last see your dolly?
      Emily: At the park. Last summer.

    • Zack: (to Cody) You're good at this. How'd you figure out that rock and bounce technique?
      Cody: It's not a technique, I just really have to go to the bathroom.

    • Maddie: Now Emily, I don't care what your teddy told you to do, but its not very nice to stick crayons down someone's back.

    • (Zack holds a teddy bear around the corner)
      Zack: (as the bear) Hi there, Emily.
      Emily: Teddy?
      Zack: (puts a black marker to the bear's face) Come quietly or the bear gets a mustache.
      Emily: Nooo! (runs toward the bear and gets caught by Zack) I hate you!
      Zack: Get in line.

    • Cody: (grabbing the other walkie-talkie) We are dealing with an evil genius.
      Maddie: Hmm, what's this? (picks up a rose with a card attached) To Maddie, you make me wish I was a better person. Love, Randall. (pauses). Aww, that is so sweet.
      Zack: I can't believe I'm losing you to a younger man!

    • Esteban: (singing) Rock a bye chicken,
      in the tree top. Watch out for the farmer,
      your head he will chop.
      (all the kids start crying)
      Zack: Do you have anything that doesn't involve decapitating poultry?

    • (Zack runs into elevator)
      Cody: Zack, be careful out there.
      Zack: You too little brother, (doors start to close) you too.

    • Zack: Papa bear to mama bear.
      Cody: Why do I have to be mama bear?
      Zack: Fine.... Papa bear to Goldilocks.
      (2 little kids start laughing)
      Cody: I hate you!

    • London: Everyone, breathe deeply and put your right toe in your left ear.
      Mr. Moseby: Couldn't I just use a cotton swab?

    • Randall: (dreaming) Maddie.... Must destroy Zack!
      Zack: That kid should be locked up somewhere!

    • Zack: Mr. Moseby, you just don't know what it's like to deal with kids.
      Cody: They don't listen to you, they have no respect for authority, they run all over the lobby like maniacs.
      Mr. Moseby: Welcome to my world.

    • Esteban: Ah, Mr. Moseby. I hope the children did not disturb you.
      (Mr. Moseby glares)
      Esteban: They did.
      Mr. Moseby: Madeline, what is the meaning of all of this?!
      Maddie: Oh, well, it's a yoga class and people come here to relax.
      Mr. Moseby: Oh, that's not what I meant!

    • London: Are you feeling relaxed now, Moseby? Mr. Moseby: (in an uncomfortable position) Not really. But I have lost the feeling in both my legs. I really think we should stop. London: I won't let you stop, just like when you wouldn't let me stop when you taught me the alphabet. Mr. Moseby: But that took 14 years! London: And now I know my ABDs.

    • Esteban: This stinks. (picks up baby) This really stinks.

    • Mr. Moseby: May I please go now?
      London: Moseby, stop resisting. Just try it. Cross your legs, close your eyes, take deep, slow breaths. Now, clear your head of all thoughts.
      Carey: (sitting on the floor) Easy for you to say.
      (London nudges Carey, making her fall backwards)

    • Cody: How are we going to find them now?
      Maddie: (gasps) There! Sugar stick dust.
      Cody: Wait! This could be a trap.
      Zack: For Maddie, that's a chance I'm willing to take. You go first. (pushes Cody)

    • London: Could I make a suggestion? Tia: If it's another comment about my split ends, I would prefer you didn't. London: It's not. It's about your lousy yoga technique. (pause) London: And your split ends. Tia: Before I taught yoga, I was a female Golden Glove champion. London: So what? All my gloves are golden. Tia: I'm trying to teach a class here! London: You're trying, but not succeeding.

    • Tia: Let's start with a Bhastrika breathing technique.
      London: (laughs) Where'd you get that, the back of a cereal box? (laughs)
      Tia: Excuse me?
      London: Well, it's just when I was taught yoga the right way, we always began with a Bhramari breathing technique. (winks)
      Tia: I'll have you know I have been teaching yoga for 20 years.
      London: (coughing) Badly.
      Cary: I'm relaxed, but I am entertained.

    • Johnny: Do you like coloring?
      Cody: I sure do, little one. When I was in first grade, I won a free ice cream sundae for my work on the Enchanted Pony Island coloring book.
      Johnny: You're weird.
      Zack: He's got you pegged.
      (Johnny kicks Cody)
      Cody: Ow! Little boy, it's not nice to kick people in the shin!
      (Johnny stomps on Cody's foot)
      Cody: Ow! Look, kid, I know Santa, and you just made the naughty list!
      Johnny: I'm Jewish.

    • Randall: Maddie, I hurt my finger again. Can you kiss it?
      Maddie: Randall, I've already kissed it five times.
      Randall: I think I cut my lips.
      Maddie: Nice try.
      Randall: (to Johnny) She wants me.

    • London: Moseby, has my new yoga mat arrived?
      Mr. Moseby: I'm busy, London!
      London: Someone needs to relax.
      Carey: Please, he's never relaxed a day in his life.
      Mr. Moseby: Oh, not true. I was very relaxed before you and the twin tornadoes moved in.
      Carey: You leave my tornadoes out of this!

    • Carey: I'm so pleased that you boys care about the environment.
      Zack: Hey, recycling cans is important, and I love this planet. And I want our children to live in a better place.
      Cody: Maddie's not here.
      Zack: Oh, then you carry this junk.

    • Esteban: Maddie, your Granny is doing the limbo in the lobby in her pajamas.
      Maddie: Again?

    • Mr. Moseby: There's an old lady in Pajamas doing the limbo in the lobby?

    • Zack: Did I ever tell you that you look pretty when you're mad.
      Maddie: Well then I must be gorgeous because I am furious!
      Zack: Hey. I would never let you down. You'll be so impressed when you see how this great father-to-be has corralled these little suckers.

    • Zack: I love you Cody.
      Cody: I love you Zack.

    • Zack: Where can they be?
      Cody: I don't know, but look at this.
      Zack & Cody: (Reading the sign) HA, HA, HA, Turn around
      (Both turn around)
      Cody: Incoming!
      (Little kids throw the toys)
      Randall: Suckers!

    • (At the Yoga Studio)
      Mr. Moseby: I can't talk right now! I'll get in trouble with the teach-
      (London is in his face)
      Mr. Moseby: er.
      (London makes the sign with her fingers that she is watching him)
      (Mr. Moseby puts his cellphone away. Then he quickly takes it out again)
      Carey: Teacher! Mr. Moseby is text messaging!
      London: Don't make me come over to that mat!
      Carey: Moseby's in trouble.
      Mr. Moseby: No I'm not. The cellphone is in my pocket on vibrate.
      (Mr. Moseby's leg starts vibrating.)

    • Zack: Aww, you have a little crush on Maddie! That's so cute!
      Randall: I bet I have more armpit hair than you!
      Cody: Everyone has more armpit hair than him!
      Zack: Hey! They're blonde and they're hard to see!
      Randall: Yeah, all two of them!
      Cody: Heh, good one!

    • Zack: Who knows how to take care of a kid, better than a kid?

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Mr. Moseby says "Mama Mia", which is a name of a famous Broadway show.

    • London: And now I know my ABDs. This would be a reference to Kelly Bundy, the Bundy's dimwitted daughter from the TV series Married... With Children, which aired from 1987 to 1997. She also regularly said dumb things like that.

    • Estaban's Song:

      In this episode, Estaban sings a lullaby that he sings to Dudley. It goes.

      Rock-a-bye little chicken, Upon the tree tops, Watch out for the farmer, Your head he will chop.

      This makes reference to the lullaby: Rock-a-Bye Baby.

    • Randall: I just ate 12 sugar sticks.

      Sugar Sticks could be a reference to the popular candy Pixie Stix, a paper stick filled with flavored sugar.

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