Zack: Look out, look out, I can't stop.
Mr. Moseby: What is going on, if it's not one thing it's …Mama!(a big guy falls on him)
Carey: Mr. Moseby, are you OK?
Mr. Moseby: Here in the Tipton it is the guest that matters, not the manager.
Carey: Look what you guys did? You broke Mr. Moseby. You are so grounded.
Zack: When you said grounded, does that include the pool, the gym …
Carey: (interrupts) Our room, on the 23rd floor. Mr. Moseby, I'm sorry, you won't see them down here for a long long time, till they go to college.
Mr. Moseby: Or prison.