The Suite Life of Zack & Cody Season 3 Episode 21

Maddie: London, haven't ever thought about using your web show to help the less fortunate?
London: You're talking about yourself, aren't you?
Maddie: No! I mean I mean even less fortunate!
London: (shocked) Is that possible?!

London: We didn't even get a chance to help the homely.
Maddie: They're not homely, they're homeless!
London: Have you seen them?

Carey: You're a heartless woman.
Miss Klotz: It didn't bother me when my four ex-husbands said it, it doesn't bother me when you say it.
Carey: You've been divorced four times?
Miss Klotz: Oh, no. Widowed.
(Carey, Zack, and Cody back away.)

Zack: Mom, you need a vacation. And by "you," I mean "we."
Cody: Let's go to the Pawtucket Aquarium! I hear they just opened their 'swim with the jellyfish' attraction. They won't sting you if you cover yourself in whale urine.
Zack: I'd rather get stung!

Maddie: Okay, London, I need you to put your thinking cap on.
London: Oh, I don't have a thinking cap; I have a thinking tiara.
Maddie: Good, put that on, because we need to come up with a new topic for your next webisode.
London: (puts on tiara) Me!
Maddie: Okay, uh, but maybe we can come up with something other people might be interested in.
London: Me!
Maddie: Okay, something not in this room.
London: (runs out of the room) Me!
Maddie: Okay, apparently, the thinking tiara is not working!