The Suite Life of Zack & Cody Season 3 Episode 8

Cody: Mom, He doesn't want to go home. He misses his mommy.
Zack: Which I don't get at all (Carey's staring at him)...at his age.
Cody: We should invite him to dinner. It will make him feel better.
Carey: Well, we do have enough wheat loaf to go around.
Cody: Wheat loaf? We want him to cheer up not throw up.
Zack: Yeah, that was the hell food to killing us.
Arwin: I think you boys should be grateful to eat food made by your mother.
Zack: You want to taste it before you say that.
Arwin: Are you inviting me to dinner? Oh, that's so sweet, you know I should go home, I really should but if you insist…
Cody: See.
Carey: Arwin we would be delighted if you would stay for dinner.
Arwin: Oh, I almost forgot. My mom said that washed your hand before dinner (he goes to the sink and turns the tap on, but it doesn't work, instead there's water flushing noise in the toilet)

Arwin: (Crying while fix the elevator)
Zack: Hey Arwin, down?
Arwin: Yeah, a little.
Zack: Actually, I was talking about the elevator cause we're gonna up.
Cody: What's the matter, Arwin?
Arwin: (being interrupted by the elevator door opening and closing) Nothing, it's just mother… And now, she's getting… and I, I have to… monkey sock doll!
Cody: So, your mom's getting married and moving out and now you're gonna live alone and have no one to talk to except your monkey sock doll?
Arwin: You know me so well. (Blows his nose and making it dirty)

London: Lance, I am so excited about our dinner date. Look what I'm gonna wear. This is for appetizer, this is for the entrée, and this is for the after dinner meat. See, it's mint green. Lance: London look, there's no easy way for me to tell you this, I'm breaking up with you. London: Well I don't think I have an outfit for that. Lance: No, no, what you're wearing is fine. London: Oh, thanks. (Hesitates) fine for what? Lance: For me to breaking up with you. London: You're serious about that?

Arwin: Carey, wait. Aren't you gonna read a bed-time story? Mother always used to do that.
Zack: Yeah, Mom used to do that with us, too. But then we turned six.

Arwin: (crying) How can mother just move out? Who am I gonna go to the movies with?
Zack: Well, we'll go with you, buddy.
Arwin: I am a 34-year-old man. I'm not gonna go to the movies with two little kids. I wanna go with my mommy!

London: You're breaking up with me? But I'm rich and beautiful!
Lance: That's true, but I just don't think we have that much in common.
London: You just agreed that I was rich and beautiful!

Carey: Arwin, you've been working on that sink all day. Don't you wanna take a break and go home?
Arwin: Oh, no, I should really stay here and fix this.
Carey: But it wasn't broken when you got here.
Arwin: (pulls out a pipe) Well, it is now.

London: Moseby! Lance just dumped me! Throw him in the Tipton Dungeon!
Mr. Moseby: For the last time, we don't have a dungeon.
London: Well, then, what's that room in the bottom of the hotel?
Mr. Moseby: That's the basement.
London: Well, if that's the basement, then why is there a fire-breathing dragon in it?
Mr. Moseby: That's the furnace!