The Suite Life on Deck

Season 1 Episode 9

Flowers and Chocolate

Aired Friday 8:00 PM Nov 21, 2008 on Disney Channel
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Episode Summary

Chelsea, Barbara, and Bob visit the S.S. Tipton. During their visit, everyone seems to stretch the truth to impress their friends. It includes London telling Chelsea that her dorm is her shoe room and "Woodward" is her servant, and Cody telling Barbara that Bailey is his new girlfriend.moreless

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Brittany Curran

Brittany Curran

Chelsea Brimmer

Guest Star

Sophie Oda

Sophie Oda

Barbara Brownstein

Guest Star

Charlie Stewart

Charlie Stewart


Guest Star

Matthew Timmons

Matthew Timmons

Woody Fink

Recurring Role

Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


  • TRIVIA (7)

  • QUOTES (24)

    • Bailey: If you wanted me to be your girlfriend, all you had to do was ask.
      Cody: Really?
      Bailey: Sure. I'd be happy to pretend.
      Cody: (while walking away) Oh... pretend. Right, make-believe. Fun!
      Bailey: See, 'cause if I've been in on it, we could've make Barbara really jealous. I could've done this... (tickles Cody)
      Cody: (laughs) Stop it.
      Bailey: And this... (hugs him)
      Cody: I would've pretended to like that.
      Bailey: And to top it off, I could've done this... (kisses him on the cheek) That would've fooled her. (leaves)
      (Cody smiles and falls on the floor)

    • Cody: When did this little love connection happen?
      Bob: Well, you 'member the day you left Boston on the ship?
      Cody: Yeah.
      Barbara: That night.

    • Cody: (awkwardly) Bailey. What are you doin' back from the gator farm?
      Bailey: Cousin Cletus drank some swamp water and got Okiefinokie Fever. So, the authorities came and gave all the gators to Lizard World. (sadly) See ya later, alligators.
      Barbara: Wow, Cody. She's really colorful.
      Bailey: Hi, I'm Bailey.
      Barbara: (in a hostile and angry way) I'm Barbara.

    • Chelsea: Who is this farm girl in the picture with a pitchfork and hay in her teeth?
      London: Oh, that's Bailey, my shoe closet maid.

    • Bailey: Hey, Cody.
      Cody: Hey, Bailey, see you got my sorry bear.
      Bailey: Yup, thanks. And if you wanted me to be your girlfriend, all you had to do was ask.

    • Bailey: I'm really looking forward to getting to know your friends from Boston.
      Cody: Uh, yeah, that's a bad idea. They're easily offended, so you probably shouldn't say much.

    • Bailey: (angrily) London, open this door right now!
      London: (to Chelsea) Help these days. (to Bailey) Bunk with Addison for the next two nights and I'll buy you and Granny a nice new barn.
      Bailey: And a silo?
      London: Yeah, whatever that is.

    • Bailey: Hey, guys. Well, I'm off to visit my cousin Cletus's gator farm.
      Cody: You're not gonna be here this weekend?
      Bailey: Nope, I'll be wrasslin' gators. By the way, I'm supposed to tell a friend my blood type is O-negative. (leaves)
      Zack: Dude! Your old girlfriend is coming, your imaginary one is leaving. You're golden!

    • Bailey: Yeah, and I've been dying to see Flowers and Chocolate. It's the sequel to Tears in my Handbag.

    • Zack: (to Cody) Oh, hey, is Bob here yet? After being stuck here with you, I can't wait to have some real guy time.

    • Chelsea: London!
      London: Wow, you look just like my friend Chelsea! Same stringy hair, same ugly clothes, same bad nose job.
      Chelsea: I am Chelsea.
      London: Chelsea, you look fabulous!

    • Chelsea: (to London) When you didn't show up for skiing in Aspen, some people thought you were dead, or worse... (whispers) at fat camp!

    • Chelsea: I am dying to see your suite! I'm sure it's gorgeous!
      London: Actually, it's being vacuumed right now, which could take... how long are you going to be here?
      Chelsea: Three days.
      London: Four days.

    • London: My dad is making me go to this stupid sea school.
      Chelsea: Why, does he hate you?
      London: No. Actually, he loves me and wants me to become a mature, responsible adult.
      Chelsea: Ew! I feel really sorry for you.

    • London: (to Chelsea) I feel sorry for you because while you're shopping and going to fashion shows, I'll be getting an education so I can get a real job!
      (London breaks down crying)

    • Chelsea: Then... (points to Woody) ...who's he?
      London: Oh, that's just a freak who likes you.

    • (Cody puts his arm around Bailey)
      Bailey: What are you doing?
      Cody: Brushing off some dandruff. There, now it's gone.

    • Bob: Once you let love in, the world suddenly becomes a sunnier place.
      Zack: I don't know you anymore.

    • London: Woodford wasn't sitting... he was testing the furniture.
      Chelsea: Why?
      Woody: To check that there was no one diguised as a chair trying to rob her.

    • Cody: (to Bob and Barbara about Bailey) I would love for you two to meet her, but sadly, she's on her cousin's gator farm.
      Bailey: (walks down the stairs and stops behind Cody) Hey, guys.
      Zack: This just got more fun-tertaining.

    • Cody: So, uh, you're gonna love the boat. It's just like the Tipton, but if you walk out the front door, you drown.

    • Bob: I want to proclaim our love to the world!
      Barbara: You do so and I will bend your arm into a pretzel!

    • Cody: Besides, I can't ignore the heat between Bailey and me.
      Zack: You two wouldn't have heat if you two were in a sauna (pauses) that was on fire (pauses) in a volcano (pauses) on the sun.

    • Woody: (to London, about Chelsea) That is the hottest babe I had ever laid my eyes on. Does she have any interest in woodworking?
      (London walks away laughing)

  • NOTES (4)