Milos / Arwin
Milos is a Greek island where the famous statue Venus de Milo (translation: The Aphrodite of Milos) was found. This might be why Milos's name was decided to be Milos.
The cardboard Carey that Arwin has in his office is the same one used in the Suite Life of Zack and Cody episode "The Suite Smell of Excess."
London: Ladies and quentlemen...
Mr. Moseby: (to Ms. Tutweiller) Get ready to flee the country quickly.
(in Greek museum)
Zack: You know, you'd think in a fancy place like this, they could at least afford statues with arms.
Bailey: (referring to statues) Zack, they're thousands of years old.
Zack: Okay, they're arms with a little flab hanging down.
Bailey: I'm Bailey. I don't suppose the boys have mentioned me.
Arwin: (on computer screen) Are you kidding? Cody sent me a nine-page e-mail just about your hair.
Cody: This guy might mess up my 6-month plan to win Bailey. This is Month 1, so we have to get to at least "hand-holding". (Bailey and London laugh as they're being charmed by Adonis, the student tour guide)
Zack: Dude, while you're working on your 6-month plan, this guy's just workin' it!
Bailey: (to London) London, you're surrounded by some of the world's most magnificent pieces of art. How can you be distracted by...
(London turns Bailey around so she can see Adonis)
Bailey: Sweet potato pie! I wouldn't mind looking for a penny in a haystack with him.
Bailey: (to Cody) Cody, I love this necklace so much, if I live to be 100, I'll never take it off.
Zack: (chuckles) Well, happy 101st birthday! (Cody elbows him in the gut) OOF!
Cody: Look, by mistake, I gave you the real Amulet of Aphrodite.
Bailey: You mean this is the actual priceless artifact? I wore it in the hottub!
Zack: Huh? Oh, great. So we'll be returning it clean.
Milos: (about Arwin) Did he say anything about me owing him money?
Milos: He is a lying pig! Did you say no?
Mr. Moseby: One day, you're going have to fill your father's shoes.
London: Eww! They're big, brown, and clunky!
London: I've been working on my speech, and if I say so myself, it is very moving.
Miss Tutweiller: I can't wait to hear.
London: Ahem. Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought the--
Mr. Moseby: Wait, wait a minute! Abraham Lincoln already gave that speech.
London: Yeah, but it was so long ago. Nobody remembers it.
Milos: I just found out the gift you gave your beloved, you know, the souvenir of the amulet of Aphrodite? It is the real one!
Cody: Oh, my gosh! How did you find out?
Milos: Because the one at the museum says, "Made in China."
Cody: (about Bailey) Look at her, drooling over him like he's some kind of Greek Adonis.
Adonis: Hello, my name is Adonis.
Miss Tutweiller: (as a goddess in London's dream) She needs understanding, encouragement, and gold stars.
Mr. Moseby: (as Hermes) You mean stickers?
Miss Tutweiller: No, actual stars. I get them from Orion's belt.
Miss Tutweiler: London, how's your speech going?
London: I have the beginning. Ladies and...
Miss Tutweiller: And?
London: That's all I got. So far!
Mr. Moseby: I must admit, it is some of her best work.
Miss Tutweiller: (looking over London's speech) She misspelled ladies.... Um, London, where do you hear a Q in "ladies"?
London: It's a silent Q.
Miss Tutweiller: Oh dear.
(London is in the middle of waking up from her dream)
London: (talking in her sleep) Daddy, don't smite me.
Mr. Moseby: London? London? London!
London: (wakes up) Huh? Oh, I've got a speech to write! See ya, Herman!
(London shoves the book that she was reading at Mr. Moseby)
Milos: I hear the band playing.
Cody: Let's not stay as still as statues.
Miss Tutweiller: Mr. Moseby, do the faces on those statues look familiar to you?
Mr. Moseby: How old do you think I am?
Zack: I am so stiff.
Cody: You wouldn't be if you joined my morning yoga classes.
Zack: I'll do it as soon as I want to look like a dork.
Milos: (to Arwin, through a computer) Arwin! Your little friends were fun, until they almost got me fired.
Arwin: Yeah, they'll do that.
Milos: You are married to cardboard lady!
Arwin: I am not! She's just...
(the cardboard Carey in Arwin's office falls down)
London claims the Amulet of Aphrodite is 2,000 years old; however, for it to be connected to a mythological personage like Aphrodite, it would have to be over 4,000 years old since 2,000 years is still within the age of known written records.
Brian Stepanek does a dual role as Milos/Arwin in this episode.
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