Cast of Jack and the Beanstalk:
Zack - Jack
Cody - The Magical Harp
Bailey - The Cow
London - The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs
Marcus - Sneaky Salesman
Miss Tutweiller - Mother
Mr. Moseby - The Giant
Cast of Hansel and Gretel:
Zack - Hansel
Cody - Gretel (aka Greg)
Mr. Moseby - Father
Woody - Squirrel
Miss Tutweiller - Witch
Bailey - Pie
Cast of Snow White:
Bailey - Snow White
London - The Evil Queen
Zack, Woody and Marcus - The Three Dwarfs
Cody - Prince Charming
Mr. Moseby - The Hunter
London's Talking Mirror - The Magic Mirror
Bailey: (as Snow White, comes to the Dwarf's house) I'm Snow White...I'm mean 'Snow Goldsteam'.
Zack: (as Dwarf) I'm Lazy.
Wood: (as Dwarf) I'm Sloppy.
Marcus: (as Dwarf) I'm...just crashing here until I can find my own place.
(Hansel falls on the Witch)
Mrs. Tutweiller: (as Witch) Get off me, Humpty Dumpty!
Zack: (as Hansel) Not until you stop cooking kids!
Mrs. Tutweiller: (as Witch) Never! It's my only joy in life!
Cody: (as 'Greg') No wonder she's single.
Zack: (as Jack) You're pretty short for a giant.
Mr. Moseby: (as Giant) I happen to be 60 feet-tall!
Zack: (as Jack) Really?
Mr. Moseby: (as Giant) Okay, 59 feet.
Cody: (as 'Greg)' You should really cut down on the sweets. I find that eating in moderation and daily exercise is the key.
Zack: (as Hansel) Yeah, about that... I also ate your treadmill.
Cody: (as 'Greg') That wasn't made of candy.
Zack: That explains why I have 'the runs'.
Bailey: (as Snow White; to Mr. Moseby as the Hunter) Ooh, are you one of the dwarfs I hear live in this forest?
Mr. Moseby: (as the Hunter) I am not a dwarf. I'm an average height for this century!
London: (as the Wicked Queen) Hunter, I want you to find a girl.
Mr. Moesby: (as Hunter) Ohh, you sound like my mother.
London: (as the Wicked Queen) I mean hunt her down, and bring me her head!
Mr. Moesby: (as Hunter) I don't think I have a license for that.
London: (as Wicked Queen) Oh, just do it!
Bailey: (as Snow White) Aren't there supposed to be seven of you?
Woody: (as Sloppy) You must be referring to the seven stuck up jerks who live down the street.
Zack: (as Lazy) Yeah, you do one movie seventy years ago and you think you're hot stuff.
London: (as Evil Queen) Is the deed done?
Mr. Moseby: (as Hunter) Yes, my queen. I have brought you her head as proof.
(since the Hunter let Snow White go, he's brought the queen a carved pumpkin)
London: (as Evil Queen) Yep, that's her!
London: (as the wicked queen) Mirror, mirror on the stand, don't make me grind you into sand!
Zack: (as Hansel) You're flirting with pastry!
Cody: (as Gretel) And you're flirting with hypertension!
Zack: (as Hansel) Sorry, Gretel.
Cody: (as Greg It's Greg!
Zack: (as Hansel) Sorry. Not my fault mom wanted a girl.
Bailey: (as Snow White; pepper sprays Cody in the face) What were you doing?
Cody: (as Prince Charming) Trying to wake you up with a kiss. (bends down and wipes eyes with her dress)
Bailey: (as Snow White) Ever heard of (grabs Cody's shoulders and shakes) 'HEY WAKE UP!'?
Cody: (as Prince Charming) A thousand pardons, dear maiden.
Bailey: (as Snow White) You are forgiven, you are kind of... charming.
Cody: (as Prince Charming) So hey, do you wanna live happily ever after? You know, after I get my eyes checked?
Ms. Tutweiller: (as the 'Witch') Have you been snooping in my pantry?
Cody: (as 'Greg') What talking pie?!
Ms. Tutweiller: (as Jack's mom) You sold our cow for beans? (smacks Jack's head)
Zack: (as Jack) Guess I should have bought a helmet instead.
Snow White (Bailey): Aren't there supposed to be seven of you?
Dwarf Woody: No, you're thinking of the stuck-up jerks that live next door.
Dwarf Zack: You make one movie 70 years ago, and you think you're such hot stuff!
Ms. Tutweiller: (as Witch) Biting people is not nice!
Bailey: (as Pie) Says someone who baked me into a pie!
London: (as Goose) Honk!
(A golden egg appears)
London: (as Goose) Does it look like me?!
Zack: (as Jack) Help! A giant is after us!
Miss Tutweiller: (as Mother) Oh please. This is just like the time you cried 'wolf.'
Zack: (as Jack) I'm not eating green beans for the rest of my life! I'll be right back.
Miss Tutweiller: (as Mother) Yeah, that's what your father said.
(Bailey as Snow White is passed out on the floor)
Dwarf Zack: Gee, it's like a Jonas Brothers concert around here.
Giant Moseby: Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum, I smell the blood of a hooligan!
Dwarf Marcus: Bye, Snow.
Dwarf Woody: Bye, Snow.
Dwarf Zack: It's off to...well, you know.
Mirror: (referring to London as the Wicked Queen) Geez, good thing she didn't ask me whose the smartest in the land.
Apparently Miss Tutweiller said that the school board would not allow her to hit Zack, but in "In the Line Of Duty" she let the other students in detention beat up Zack.
London's talking mirror, as seen in the The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, makes its first appearance in The Suite Life On Deck.
Mr. Moseby only appears in the fairy tale dream. He doesn't actually appear in the episode.
The pizza boxes in the Dwarve's house say "Pinnochio's Pizza" on them.
The little tune that was played when the scene changed in each fairy tale was Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy melody from Peter Ilyich Tchhaikovsky's famous ballet, "The Nutcracker".
Zack: (to Cody) It's you Dumbelina!
This is a parody to the classic fairy tale Thumbelina.
This reference refers to a older woman with a younger male, this is the case as Zack mentions she her "sugar momma."
Marcus: (to Ms. Tutweiller) Someday, your prince will come.
This is a reference to the song Someday My Prince Will Come sung by Disney's Snow White.
Zack: (as Hanzel) "Old Women and Shoe Plus 8" is on.
This is a reference to the reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8, as well as a reference to the nursery rhyme "The Old Women Who Lived in a Shoe".
Mr. Moseby: (as Hunter) You should hear the rest of the band, "Beauty and the Beasty Boys".
This refers to the classic fairy tale, Beauty and the Beast.
Mrs. Tutweiller: (as Mother) Oh please, this is just like the time you cried 'wolf'.
This is a reference to the classic fable, The Boy Who Cried Wolf, about a young shepherd who keeps tricking the nearby villagers by announcing an attack by a wolf, in which nobody believes the boy when a real wolf comes. The story has often used been used in English, as a way to teach people the moral about the wrongs in lying.
Mr. Moseby: (as Father) Hey look, the emperor has no clothes!
This is a reference to the classic tale, The Emperor's New Clothes. Moseby is referring to the part of the story where the emperor's tailors trick the emperor into 'wearing' a suit that can't be seen by anyone who is a fool, and the emperor ends up parading around in the town not wearing any clothes at all.
The Seven Dwarfs
Zack, Woody, and Marcus's dwarf look is based off of the character design of the seven dwarfs in Walt Disney's classic adaptation of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, in which they have large round noses and long beards. Even their dwarf names (ex. Lazy, Sloppy) which end with a "y" refers to the names of the dwarfs, such as Sleepy, Sneezy, or Dopey. Also, when Dwarf Zack, Dwarf Woody, and Dwarf Marcus leave for work and bye to Snow White (Bailey), their quote "Bye Snow, Bye Snow, it's off to...well, you know" refers to the song that Disney's seven dwarfs sing "Heigh-Ho", which often goes "Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho, it's off to work we go."
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