The Suite Life on Deck Season 1 Episode 12

Padma's Mother: Then you must know London's roommate.
Mr. Moseby: Oh, sure yes. Great girl, very smart. Ooh, funny too. She's into all that hog calling and square dancing, you know. (moves arm in circular motion and smiling while making tractor noise)

Padma: Okay, we need a plan to stop my mother from taking me home. Well, come on, think!
London: I do something nice like give you that necklace, and you repay me by making me think?
Padma: That necklace was a bribe, and now your karma is coming back.
London: My car is coming back, with my chauffeur and everything?!

Padma: Oh, London, thank goodness you're here.
London: Who are you?
Padma: Padma.
London: Huh?
Padma: Your old roommate.
London: Huh?
Padma: Your maid.
London: Huh?
Padma: Student maid.
London: Oh, hey! How have you been?

Mr. Moseby: Cody, I find it admirable that you're pursuing spiritual enlightenment. Zack, why the heck are you going?
Zack: Cody says we're going to find nirvana. I bet she's hot.

Mr. Moseby: Cody, look, I have 300 guests coming on board in India, and my computer keeps shutting down.
Zack: Sounds like every girl after Cody talks to them.

Padma: Besides, who needs to travel around the world buying things?
London: Me! I hate this stupid sea school. I'm running away!
(She runs out of doorway. Mr. Moseby rings a bell and two guards come in holding London by her arms)
London: If you put me down now, I'll buy you both sport cars!
(As the guards take her into the hall, she tries one more time)
London: I'll throw in a driver!

Padma: If you don't help me, I will tell Mr. Moseby you forced me out, and you will be expelled.
London: But if I get kicked out of this school, daddy will send me to military school! I'll have to wear camouflage, and it's so hard to find in my closet!

Padma's Mother: By the way, what is a k'nish?
London: I don't k'know.

Zack: (after the Swami's class) May my back regain its original shape.

Padma's Mother: Padma has told me much about you in her letters. She says that you are a very studious girl.
London: Well, no one is more studiouser than me!

Cody: In order to achieve full enlightenment, one must give up their worldly possessions.
Zack: I'm not giving up my cell phone. I just downloaded the new Funky Frog ringtone.
(Funky Frog ringtone plays)
Zack: Ribbit, ribbit!