The Super Hero Squad Show Season 1 Episode 23

Dr. Doom: I can't believe it.
M.O.D.O.K.: It's astounding. The world's largest bratwurst!
Dr. Doom: (shouts) M.O.D.O.K.! We are not here for the sausage, we are here for the wicked genius! Now pick him up and let's go.
M.O.D.O.K.: I bet that sausage is wicked tasty.

Hulk: Ah, usually Hulk sings to his rubber ducky in shower.
Iron Man: Oh, you've never showered! That's why we never heard it before.
Hulk: Hulk don't understand.

Captain America: Red Skull? I can't believe somebody found you and thawed you out.
Red Skull: And I can't believe you're still wearing that ridiculous suit, with the little wings that go flippity, flippity, flippity.

Captain America: Our new Howlin' Commandoes. What do you think, Colonel Fury?
Nick Fury: (looks at Thor) I'd still like to cut the blond's hair, but they'll have to do.

Dr. Doom: Maybe I'll come up with a plan of my own. How's about Plan UDB? Emphasis on the D.

Dr. Doom: This will lead us to the ultimate evil-doer, my personal hero - The Red Skull!
M.O.D.O.K.: Yuck! He's got a face like a caboose! No wonder it's red.
(Dr. Doom blasts M.O.D.O.K.)
Dr. Doom: That's my hero!

Dr. Doom: Yes, yes! Awake! Arise! Live on, evil genius!
Red Skull: (yawns) Ugh, Grocier Schnitzel, you are ugly.
M.O.D.O.K.: (to Abomination) Has he looked in a mirror?
(Abomination laughs)