Koopa: So, Mario thinks HE'S king, huh? There's only one king of Cramalot! And who is that?
Troopa: Uhh, can ya give me a hint?
Koopa: He's sitting right here on this throne!
Troopa: Well gee, maybe ya better get off him...
Koopa: (grabs Troopa) I'M TALKING ABOUT ME, YOU KNOW-NOTHING NINCOMPOOP!!! (smacks Troopa with scepter)
Troopa: Uh... Yes, Your Royal Koopaness. You're the kingliness Koopa that's ever kooped in Cramalot.