The various tries at keeping a rhythm for crowd duty, after 'Pat-a-cake' are:
* Bugger off/ Bugger off/ Stupid prat- Gladstone
*Go away/ Go away/ Naughty men- Fowler
*If you don't move along/ Boom boom
I will stick this baton/ Boom boom
Where the sun don't shine/ Boom boom
*What's the difference between you lot
And a bucket of sick?
The bucket!- Goody
*Come and have a go if you think you're 'ard enough!- Habib
Goody's nickname if he ever made it onto Gladiators- was Love Muscle.
Goody: Do you think they know they're supposed to get the round leather thing into the big netty thing?
Habib: I think we should contact The X-Files, sir. Inspector Grim's body has been inhabited by a being from the planet Berk.
Goody: Gladiators is my sport. I love it; such thighs! Colossal thighs. They could crack nuts with those thighs, and in Wolf's case? His own.
Gladstone: I could not tell you why all the women I have ever loved say to me "I've got a fat bottom!", and when I say "Yes, I like it!", they throw the dinner at me!
Fowler: (to a decked-out Grim, in full footie fan gear) You can't go aound like Roy of the Rovers!--refers to the comic strip and comic book football hero (1954-2001, first run.)