The Three Stooges Show Season 17 Episode 7

Larry: Say, when I come back, I'll give ya the password.
Moe: Brilliant, what'll it be?
Larry: Open the door!

(Moe, Larry, and Dolly see Shemp fall from a ledge.)
Moe: Poor Shemp!
Larry: And he had his good suit on too!

Shemp: Keep your chin up...mine is down on my knees.

(Moe dictates a letter for Shemp to type on the typewriter.)
Moe: Flash! Hollywood, June 22nd! Dolly Devore, glamorous star of B.O. Pictures, disappeared today under circumstances that indicate foul play...
(Shemp hits a few keys on his typewriter.)
Moe: ...and...
(Shemp begins typing for a long time.)
Moe: Read that back.
Shemp: Oggle goggle yatee bene fuch ah tinney herongha paravic man heehaw June 22nd.

Louie: Who are you?
(Shemp reaches into an ashtray and grabs a handful of sand.)
Shemp: I'm the sandman!
(Shemp throws sand into Louie's eyes.)

(Larry produces guns for Moe and himself.)
Moe: Where'd you get it?
Larry: At the studio, the same place I got the money. There was a door maked "Property", but it didn't say whose property.
Moe: Well, finders keepers.

(The carriage flies off of Larry's typewriter and hits Moe in the head.)
Larry: What happened to my carriage?
Moe: (bowing) Your carriage waits without,
Larry: (bowing) Oh, thank you, sir.
(Moe hits Larry with the carriage.)
Moe: Here's your carriage and next time hold your horses.

Moe: I tell you what! We'll have the little lady disappear! That's always a great story.
Dolly: Disappear? How corny can one get?

Moe: I'm afraid you have an advantage over us, sir.
J.B. Fletcher: (to Shemp) What a kidder! As if he didn't know who J.B. Fletcher is...I only run this studio!

(Moe and Larry are accidentally knocked into a bathtub.)
Larry: Hey, this ain't Saturday night!
Moe: What have we got to lose?
(The duo start taking a bath with their clothes on.)

(Shemp dangles above the street by hanging onto a phone. The operator comes on the line.)
Shemp: What's the matter, operator? Will I hang on? What do you think I'll do? Let go? Do you think I'm silly?
Operator: I am sorry, we cannot give out that information.

Larry: This is the best termite sprayer we ever used. (He sprays some of it in Moe's face)
Moe: Do I look like a termite? Don't answer that.