...because no one can fill Johnny Carson's shoes. Leno certainly couldn't come close, and while I do like Conan a lot, I personally think it might have been a better idea to rename the show. But since that didn't, nor won't happen, I am relatively pleased with the new regime.
If nothing else, Conan had me with "Year 3000" showing how little progress we will make, except we are smart enough to ensure that "douche bag Spencer" STAYS in the jungle, and that social networks YouTube, Twitter and Facebook combine to make a new network called "You Twit Face"! LOL!!!
I am a bit let down by the guest line up for the launch week, but I do get its likely trying to expand the audience. Whatever, status quo is gone, and Conan is the man to leave it behind!