Leno: Cheney says this is the worst thing to happen to him since oil went under $60 a barrel.
Leno: Hillary Clinton blasted the vice president today for failing to disclose all of the facts. She said she wants Dick Cheney to give exact details. You know, like how do you shoot someone and make it look like an accident?
Leno: The White House is pretty upset about the way the press handled the incident. They said the press only focused on the negative side. Like, how come no one talked about the other hunting companions that didn't get shot?