Jay: It's official we have a new "American Idol." We tape our show early, we don't know who won, but I can tell you who lost tonight, NBC, ABC, CBS.
Jay: Yesterday Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert arrived in Washington to meet with President Bush. He's talking with President Bush about the Israeli Palestinian border. And believe me, if there's anyone you want border advice from, it's President Bush.
Jay: Louisiana Congressman William Jefferson was caught on tape taking $100,000 bribe and then the FBI found $90,000 in cash in his freezer. Jefferson said he didn't do anything wrong, he said he just fell in with the wrong crowd. You know, other congressmen.
Jay: Hillary Clinton called for Americans to save gas by returning to the 55 mile an hour speed limit. Hillary wants 55 mile an hour -- I'm not going to believe she's serious about saving gas until I see her and bill actually drive somewhere together in the same car.
Jay: The Federal Trade Commission said today they did not find any sign, no signs, that the oil industry illegally manipulated gas prices. They also found no signs of steroid use in baseball. There is no gang activity in Los Angeles. And Kenny Rogers has no plastic surgery whatsoever.
Jay: How come congress never calls for an investigation of, like, price gouging of movie theaters. You ever think about that? I mean, if it's $3.40 for a gallon of gas, that's price gouging. Why is a little -- why is it $4.50 for a little cup of soda?