The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

Season 14 Episode 202

Kurt Russell; Lisa Lampanelli; Jewel

Aired Weekdays 11:35 PM May 02, 2006 on NBC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Jay: The clippers won a playoff series. That's unbelievable! I don't want to say it's been a a long time. But, the last time that happened fans stormed the streets, tipped over horse-drawn carriages -- knocking over butter churns -- it was unbelievable.

    • Jay: Immigrants took to the streets. … They're making all these demands. If we don't meet the illegal immigrants' demands, what do they do? Leave?

    • Jay: A British music composer has come out with a Spanish language version of our national anthem. Which is great for Americans. Now, we have two versions we don't know the words to.

    • Jay: According to a "National Geographic" study, one-third responding to the survey could not find Louisiana on a map. And those are just people that worked at FEMA.

    • Jay: The chairman of the Hyundai Motor Corporation has been arrested for embezzling money from that company and using it for his own personal use. Apparently he was using that money to try and buy himself a nicer car.

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