Jay Leno: The head of NASA said the United States cannot afford to go to the moon alone anymore. He said the cost is too great for one country to bear. How depressing is that? Gas is so expensive we have to carpool to the moon now?
Al Franken (talking about President Bush): Oy, three more years.
Jay Leno: Prince Charles is here in the United States trying to promote transatlantic trade, and Camilla is here trying to get on "The Swan.'
Jay Leno: Well, just when you thought things couldn't get any uglier at the White House -- yesterday, Prince Charles and Camilla showed up.