Jay Leno |
Host |
John Melendez |
Announcer |
Kevin Tyrone Eubanks |
Band Leader |
Lance Armstrong |
Guest |
Guest Star |
Chris Isaak |
Guest |
Guest Star |
Owen Wilson |
Guest |
Recurring Role |
Ross Mathews |
Correspondent |
Recurring Role |
Jay: President Bush told "People" Magazine this week that he's working on a solution for global warming. He said it will be ready in less than six months. It's called "winter."
Jay: [In Mexico,] after a recount, the conservative candidate was named president… Now the losing candidate, the liberal, is asking for a ballot recount of all 41 million votes. But conservatives say there aren't enough people to do the work. I've got an idea. Why don't we send them some of our temporary guest workers?
Jay: Clothing boutiques in New Orleans are being hit by a gang of cross-dressing shoplifters. It's a huge problem. Men dressed like women, wearing high heels who steal clothes. Police describe the gang as "armed and fabulous.
Jay: Last week indicted Enron crook Ken Lay died of a heart attack. They announced they're going to cremate him. For where he's going, why bother?
Jay: A former South Philly gangster, a man named Tommy "Horsehead" Scafidi has quit the witness protection program and given his first television interview, in which he claims the mob had a plan to whack Geraldo. They were going to kill Geraldo. See, you never hear about the good work the mafia does.
Jay: New unsealed documents show that Albert Einstein had a very active sex life. In addition to having two wives, he also had ten lovers. In fact, that's how he came up with the big bang theory.
Jay: It's official -- Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are now officially divorced. Jessica said today she's just happy to be a virgin again.
S 21 : Ep 203
Aired 5/17/13
S 21 : Ep 202
Aired 5/16/13
S 21 : Ep 201
Aired 5/15/13
S 21 : Ep 200
Aired 5/14/13
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