Jay: Patrick Kennedy checked himself into a drug rehab clinic this weekend. And you know, he gets that 25% Kennedy family discount.
Jay: In a commencement speech at the University of Oklahoma on Saturday, President Bush told graduates the job market is the best it's been in years. Well, sure, look at all the openings just in his cabinet. There's plenty of jobs.
Jay: President Bush told a German newspaper in an interview over the weekend that his best moment since he became president was when he caught a 7 1/2 pound fish in his own lake. Isn't it amazing? He said catching a 7 1/2 pound fish was his best moment since becoming president. You know the sad thing? A lot of historians would agree with that.
Jay: A group of South Korean scientists have created a female android. They say it's so realistic, the android can make a total of four facial expressions, which is pretty amazing when you consider most women in Beverley Hills can't even do that.
Jay: Jessica Simpson's sister, Ashlee Simpson, has reportedly undergone a nose job. She got a nose job to get the bump -- the small bump on her nose removed. You know, at first, doctors were concerned the operation might affect her singing voice, but no such luck.