Jay Leno: Do you see the baby Jesus? No, we can't call him baby Jesus anymore. Now, he is Holiday Infant.
Jay Leno: According to a new ABC News poll, in Iraq 71% of Iraqis say life is going well for them in Iraq. You know what that means? I guess they don't get the "New York Times."
Jay Leno: The folks at Sony just introduced a 400 disc DVD changer. Is that a good idea? You know, getting off the couch to change the DVD was all the exercise most Americans got.