Jay Leno |
Host |
John Melendez |
Announcer |
Kevin Tyrone Eubanks |
Band Leader |
Kate Beckinsale |
Guest |
Guest Star |
Nickel Creek |
Guest |
Guest Star |
Kinky Friedman |
Guest |
Guest Star |
Brian Herzlinger |
Correspondent |
Recurring Role |
Jay Leno: The city of Detroit, where the super bowl is going to be, announced they're going to be handing out free tickets to people who would never have the chance to see the game. You know, like the Detroit Lions.
Jay Leno: In Italy the other day, a group of protesters stole the Olympic torch from an Olympic sprinter to protest the global economy. …[He] tried to run away but got caught. Is that a good plan, trying to outrun the Olympic sprinter?
Jay Leno: It finally happened, today a catholic priest in the greater Waco, Texas area, blessed the opening of a new Hooters Restaurant. A lot of people are upset about it, but, hey, they should be glad it wasn't the Chuck E. Cheese.
Jay Leno: Speaking of Hooters, they announced today they're going to open a Hooters casino in Las Vegas. Hooters in Las Vegas. I just hope this doesn't give the town a sleazy reputation.
Jay Leno: Remember Richard Hatch, the fat, naked guy in the original "survivor"? Found guilty today of tax evasion for not reporting his winnings. He won $1 million, but he didn't report it. How could he possibly think people wouldn't see him getting the money? I mean, he was on CBS. It's not like he was on NBC.
Jay Leno: Here is an amazing fact. Do you know this, even though the Lakers did not play last night, Kobe Bryant still scored 62 points.
Jay Leno: NBC has canceled its new show "the Book of Daniel" after only two episodes. That shows you how bad this network is. We bring in Jesus, even he can't save the network.
S 22 : Ep 10
Aired 6/14/13
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Aired 6/13/13
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Aired 6/12/13
S 22 : Ep 7
Aired 6/11/13
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