The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

Season 14 Episode 144

Show #3088

Aired Weekdays 11:35 PM Feb 02, 2006 on NBC
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Show #3088
Comedian Roseanne Barr; sex expert Sue Johanson; Sergio Mendes featuring performs "Surfboard" from album Timeless; Phony Photo Booth.

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      • Jay Leno: President Bush promised to cut 140 [government] programs that are performing poorly. Or as NBC calls it, our fall schedule.

      • Jay Leno: And today, he (President Bush) listed a number of alternative fuels. He said there was regular, unleaded, premium, premium unleaded, diesel…

      • Jay Leno: Representatives from the major U.S. oil companies are meeting with Cuban officials to discuss a recently discovered oil reserve off the coast of Cuba. They estimated the oil there could suddenly be Cuba's number two export, right behind major league baseball players.

      • Jay Leno: Hillary Clinton said this week she doesn't agree with either the people who say we should be in Iraq, or her friends who say we should be out. Even John Kerry's going, "pick a position!"

      • Jay Leno: The cheerleading coach at east Tennessee State University has kicked one of the cheerleaders off the team, because the girl works as a waitress at Hooters. The coach feels wearing a skimpy outfit and serving hamburgers is not a proper job for somebody who wants to wear a skimpy outfit and jump up and down.

      • Jay Leno: According to the folks at Allstate Insurance Company, two of the hardest things for people to do -- they are quit smoking and saving for retirement. There's a solution right there. Don't quit smoking, you won't have to save for retirement.

      • Jay Leno: The White Castle Hamburger chain is offering a promotion for Valentine's Day, where if you show up with your date, the hostess will meet you at the door and seat you for a candlelit dinner, where you can eat your White Castle hamburgers, right there. Wouldn't it be easy to tell your girl, "look, I forgot --"?

      • Jay Leno: Burger king announced plans to sell shares to the public for the first time in 52 years. They have never gone public. So, you'll be able to watch your portfolio expand with your ass, now.

      • Jay Leno: According to "Daily Variety," the latest trend in Hollywood movies now, gay-themed movies. In fact there's one in production, now. "Dude, Where's My Dude?"

      • Jay Leno: Cuba says they have the oil. They lack the experienced personnel to drill for it. Don't we have thousands of Arabs on Guantanamo Bay? They're not doing anything.

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