Jay Leno |
Host |
John Melendez |
Announcer |
Kevin Tyrone Eubanks |
Band Leader |
Neko Case |
Guest |
Guest Star |
Julia Louis-Dreyfus |
Guest |
Recurring Role |
Larry the Cable Guy |
Guest |
Recurring Role |
Leno: The Dubai port deal is dead. We got our ports back. Both the democrats and republicans agreed this is the dumbest idea since somebody agreed to go hunting with Dick Cheney.
Leno: (The Dubai port deal is dead.) They're calling this the biggest setback to the bush administration… all day.
Leno: Plans were announced this week to raise $300 million for George W. Bush Presidential Library. This will be different than other presidential libraries. In the Bush library, someone will read the books to you.
Leno: The number of cigarettes sold in the United States has fallen to its lowest level in 55 years. The reason? Most smokers are dead!
Leno: A team of divers have discovered a new crustacean in the south pacific that resembles a lobster and is covered by silky blonde hair. It's like a blonde lobster. It's a lot like a regular lobster, only dumber.
Kevin: Did you tell that joke just so you could shake hands with the blondes in the front row?
Leno: They didn't get the joke.
Leno: Yanni busted out of prison last night. Apparently, he played his music, which put the guards to sleep and then he snuck out.
Leno: Yanni busted out of prison last night. Apparently, he played his music, which put the guards to sleep and then he snuck out.
S 21 : Ep 203
Aired 5/17/13
S 21 : Ep 202
Aired 5/16/13
S 21 : Ep 201
Aired 5/15/13
S 21 : Ep 200
Aired 5/14/13
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