The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

Season 14 Episode 211

Simon Cowell; Johnny Holiday; T-Bone Burnett

Aired Weekdays 11:35 PM May 15, 2006 on NBC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Jay: President Bush talked to the nation -- talked to the nation tonight in a primetime address earlier this evening. Which is a refreshing change, Americans listening to the president as opposed to the president listening to Americans.

    • He also said if the guards meet with any resistance, they have orders to shoot on the spot, any Wal-Mart executives that interfere. Take 'em down.

    • If you're worried about the government monitoring your phone calls, do what I do, get Cingular, okay? I can't even monitor my own calls. "Hello, yeah, no, I lost you! Hello, are you there?"

    • The British Dental Association announced this week there's a dentist shortage in England. Which is not surprising. I'm surprised there is a British Dental Association.

    • Happy birthday to Tori Spelling. 33 years old today. I believe she's 33, her nose is 10, her breasts are 5.

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