Because viewers are annoyed by John Melendez's signature solute after the monologue, starting in this show, he raises his cup instead.
Jay: The Madonna concert will be on NBC. There is part of the show where she hangs on a cross, wearing a thorny crown. NBC said they want to review it first. They don't want anything in the show that might offend Muslims.
Jay: James Watson is getting the Nobel Peace Prize. He was one of the co-finders of DNA. If it wasn't for DNA we wouldn't have the "Maury Povich Show."
Jay: A giant bus with Willie Nelson on the side -- that's probable cause right there.
Jay: Willie Nelson was busted for procession of marijuana this week. Thank God that we are tough on crime in this country. He's like 75 now?
Jay: President Bush said that he was not waging war against Islam. In fact, he doesn't know where Islam is.