Delivery Man: Aqua Vita Water. For the young at heart.
Delivery Man: There's no charge for the first one, missy.
Christine: 'Missy'? Can I ask you a question? How old are you?
Delivery Man: (ominously) Don't ask.
Delivery Man: Aqua Vita water'll make you look young. Hey, that's all that matters, right?
Christine: That's a pretty superficial kind of attitude.
Delivery Man: I'm a superficial kinda guy.
Narrator: There is indeed a fountain of youth, but not the one Ponce de Leon dreamed of. The true fountain of youth lies in the human heart, and its healing properties are without price. An oasis flowing everfresh from the headwaters...of the Twilight Zone.
Christopher McDonald returns to the Twilight Zone (2002) in the episode "Mr. Motivation" (Season 1, Episode 19).
No opening narration.