The Twilight Zone

Season 3 Episode 29

Crazy as a Soup Sandwich

Aired Friday 8:00 PM Apr 01, 1989 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • (Opening Narration)
      Narrator: As certain as death and taxes we are told that the meek will definitely inherit the Earth, perhaps, but not always. Consider if you will Mr. Arky Lochner, a well-known petty crook, sidebar six-for-five or shylock, registered coward, and owner of a yellow streak so vivid it could be slathered on a hotdog. Mr. Lochner was written out of the will when the meek were guarantied their inheritance and just now he is trying to avoid another kind of pay off, a soulful payoff, in that off-track betting parlor we call the Twilight Zone.