Myron: Miss Bixby, I hope you find your hairbrush, but if you'll excuse me, I have to kill myself. Have a nice day.
Myron: I'm retiring. I'm gonna go do missionary work for the Eskimos. They have perfect teeth. So you're gonna have to find another dentist to torture. Goodbye.
Dr. Pinkham: Myron, it's just a dentist's office.
Myron: I know.
Dr. Pinkham: And you're the dentist.
Myron: Excuse me, are you eating those beans with a dentist mirror?
Hobo: Something wrong with that?
Myron: No no, I.. it's funny, that's all. It's what I used to be.
Hobo: A dentist mirror?
Narrator: Women, it is said, rarely go out with men who say, "Now spit." A good example: Dr. Myron Mandel, who put a tooth under his pillow and wished for love, but probably should have settled for a quarter.
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