The Twilight Zone Season 5 Episode 36

Jeb: Why do we have to have chores?
Aunt T: All children need chores to appreciate labor and the joy of honest work.

Jeb: You mean all children have a door at the bottom of the pool?
Aunt T: Oh no, not all children come down here through the pool. Some come down chimneys, or you open the door and there they are. Or sometimes they're on a street corner, or other times on a doorstep, like Whitt there.

Aunt T: You sure are solemn children, don't you ever laugh?
Sport: What's there to laugh about?
Aunt T: I'm funny, you could laugh at me.
Whitt: You're not funny, you're nice.
Aunt T: How about a riddle? Does anybody know a riddle?
Whitt: I do. What do you call someone who crosses the ocean twice and doesn't take a bath either way?
Aunt T: What?
Whitt: A dirty double crosser! (everybody laughs)

(Last Scene of the Series - Aunt T's House)
Gloria:(voice over) Oh children, please come back.
Sport: Huh?
Aunt T: What is it dear?
Sport: I thought I heard something. (Laughs) May I please have another piece of cake, Aunt T?

(Opening Narration)
Narrator: A swimming pool not unlike any other pool, a structure built of tile and cement and money, a backyard toy for the affluent, wet entertainment for the well-to-do. But to Jeb and Sport Sharewood, this pool holds mysteries not dreamed of by the building contractor, not guaranteed in any sales brochure. For this pool has a secret exit that leads to a never-neverland, a place designed for junior citizens who need a long voyage away from reality, into the bottomless regions of the Twilight Zone.