Aunt T: You sure are solemn children, don't you ever laugh?
Sport: What's there to laugh about?
Aunt T: I'm funny, you could laugh at me.
Whitt: You're not funny, you're nice.
Aunt T: How about a riddle? Does anybody know a riddle?
Whitt: I do. What do you call someone who crosses the ocean twice and doesn't take a bath either way?
Aunt T: What?
Whitt: A dirty double crosser! (everybody laughs)