Intro - news items
Public Library - RC enters a library asks in loud voice for a book called 'How Not to Shout'. RB is one of the librarians who tries to sort him out.
Dance routine - Pan's People
Driving Test - a would-be driver (RB) is surprised by the sight of his over cautious instructor (RC)
'How to.. No 38' - RB provides the voice over for a comic documentary on how to care for the sick. He also plays various roles in the sketch.
Song - Dana sings 'Where is the love'
RC monologue - Ronnie talks about his family's health and tells a joke set in a restaurant.
Church sketch - RC & RB play vicars, who speak (& insult each other) using nothing but bible chapters.
Comic drama: "Colditz" - RC plays a new prisoner at the camp, who attempts to escape at every opportunity. RB is the escape officer who helps him build a tunnel.(In a dual role he plays the German commander as well.)
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