Ronnie C: The kiddies are doing very well at their first year in school. I say "very well", it's one of these progressive school where the children go to school when they feel like going to school. And they haven't actually been there yet.
Ronnie C: I'm Carter, George Carter. How are you?
Dicky: I'm Dicky.
Ronnie C: Not feeling so good myself, you know.
Ronnie B: Next week we'll be asking some searching questions about education. For instance, can cross-eyed teachers control their pupils?
Ronnie C: And on divers with chickenpox. Do they come up to scratch?
When the two Ronnies escape Colditz they find themselves in "Butlitz". This is an obvious take-off on Butlins, the British holiday camp organisation.