Amber Tamblyn |
Det. Casey Shraeger |
Jeremy Renner |
Det. Jason Walsh |
Harold Perrineau Jr. |
Det. Leo Banks |
Joshua Close |
Det. Henry Cole |
Monique Gabriela Curnen |
Det. Allison Beaumont |
Kai Lennox |
Det. Eddie Alvarez |
Susan Parke |
Dr. Monica Crumb |
Guest Star |
Betty Gilpin |
Abigail Allen/Margo Stanford |
Guest Star |
Matt Servitto |
Dr. Andre Zamacona |
Guest Star |
Kat Foster |
Nicole Brandt |
Recurring Role |
The writeups for the four students above and below Margot Stanford and Nicole Brandt Casey Shraeger's yearbook are identical. They were all for a student named Courtenay Johnson.
A guy named Danny Zuker had a writeup above Nicole Brandt's in Casey Shraeger's yearbook. One of the consulting producers of the show is named Danny Zuker. He also wrote this particular episode.
Featured Music:
"Do the Bhangra" by Manan Bhansali/Extreme Music
scene: (Opening Scenes) Dispatch advises the 2nd squad on a mini-mart robbery by a man dressed as a panda. Det. Cole and Det. Beaumont interviews the Thayler couple about a break-in.
"Floating Away" by unknown
scene: Det. Cole and Det. Beaumont pose as husband and wife named Ted and Alice in couple's therapy.
Dispatch: 2nd squad, be advised. Man dressed as a panda robbing Frank's mini-mart. Suspect is considered armed and adorable.
Robert Thayler: We, uh, rented it earlier. It's called Brown Baggin' It VII.
Cheryl Thayler: You rented it. I... I don't watch that kind of thing.
Robert Thayler: Maybe if you gave it a chance.
Det. Beaumont: Again, I'm confused. And not just 'cause I didn't see Brown Baggin' It one through six.
Det. Beaumont: Boys. Have we got a job for you.
Det. Delahoy: [We're] really busy right now.
Det. Banks: Yeah, I mean, just couldn't find a worst time.
Det. Beaumont: Fine. I'll just watch all this... porn by myself.
Det. Delahoy: Alright. You got our attention.
Det. Banks: Forensic ev... what kind of forensic evidence?
Det. Beaumont: What, you think I can't say it out loud? You think I'm shy?
Det. Delahoy: (points to Det. Cole) I want him to say it.
Det. Banks: Nice.
Det. Cole: I can say it.
Det. Banks: Okay, go ahead.
Det. Cole: Semen.
Det. Banks: I thought it'd be funnier, but uh, I just... I feel dirty.
Det. Delahoy: I need, like a brain wipe.
Det. Delahoy: Alright, look, just to be clear. You're asking us to spend all day and night watching porn?
Det. Beaumont: You think you can handle that?
Det. Delahoy: I think I speak for Leo when I tell you that we've been preparing for this moment since the day we were 13.
Det. Shraeger: Wait, wh... what's an E.I.D.?
Det. Walsh: It's an emotionally-invested detective. It's an acronym for a cop who invests far too much time and energy into dead loser cases. You're allowed one a year. This is yours. Go with God.
Det. Shraeger: You have an acronym for everything?
Det. Walsh: Y.B.I.D.
Det. Shraeger: Smartass.
Det. Banks: Supply-closet sex, it's an automatic bouquet. Back of a cab, it gets her a green plant or an orchid. Restaurant-bathroom sex, bath supplies or a very long back rub.
Det. Delahoy: What is this, like written down somewhere?
Det. Delahoy: I think maybe we should start doing this in shifts or something.
Det. Banks: What? Come on, I don't want to watch porn without you.
Det. Delahoy: That is really maybe the gayest thing you've ever said to me. In a long list of many gay things you've said to me.
(The Blanstons are made to watch porn for an investigation.)
Det. Cole: Mr. and Mrs. Blanston, I want to apologize in advance. This may be upsetting.
Norm Blanston: Hey, that's our kitchen.
Tanya Blanston: Oh my God!
Det. Cole: I know. It's sick and depraved and...
(The Blanstons laugh out loud.)
Norm Blanston: Oh, this is so awesome!
Tanya Blanston: Our refrigerator is in porn.
Det. Delahoy: Alright, all we got to do is call the doctor in, compare his junk to the junk on the tapes. Case closed.
Det. Cole: I'm not doing that.
Det. Beaumont: Yeah, you know, while I'm excited about the idea of a penis lineup, um, the evidence is all circumstantial right now.
Det. Delahoy: More like circumcisional.
Det. Shraeger: No offense, but you've slept with every prep guy in New York, right?
Nicole Brandt: I wasn't that big a slut.
Det. Shraeger: Your nickname was 'ATM'.
Nicole Brandt: I thought that's 'cause I was always lending people money.
Det. Beaumont: Well... all Ted can ever think about is sex.
Det. Cole: Honey.
Dr. Andre Zamacona: Ted, shh. Let her finish.
Det. Beaumont: He's like an animal. I mean, I'm a very sexual person, but I just feel like I can't keep up. You know, I wake up and he's on top of me. Before dinner. After dinner. At my father's wake.
Det. Delahoy: I don't speak Chinese.
Dr. Monica Crumb: I'm Korean. You have sex with me, and you don't even know my nationality?
Dispatch: All units, disturbance on avenue B. A shirtless man is swinging a dead pig at his wife in a threatening manner. Why are all the good ones swinging a dead pig or gay?
Original International Airdates:
Czech Republic: September 14, 2012 on TV Nova
Slovakia: November 9, 2012 on DAJTO
Det. Delahoy: The point is, there's no way I'm going to couples counseling with bubble boy over here.
Bubble Boy, portrayed by Jake Gyllenhaal, is a 2001 film about a boy born without an immune system, is forced to live inside a plastic bubble, and has limited capability to interact with the outside world. A similar theme was previously tackled in the 1976 film The Boy in the Plastic Bubble starring John Travolta.
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