The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Episode 6

Elena: I gave you today just like you asked. And I understand that you would never to do anything to hurt me, and I promise I will keep your secret, but...I can't be with you, Stefan. I'm sorry I...I just can't.

Elena: Is that Damon's ring?
Stefan: I took it from him. I have to give it back.
Elena: No! Don't, Stefan. Keep it hidden.
Stefan: Elena, if I don't give it to him, he'll retaliate in the only way that he knows he can hurt me.
Elena: And how is that?
Stefan: By hurting you.

Damon: (on the phone as he burns bodies at the cemetery) I want my ring.
Stefan: Where are you?
Damon: I'm at the Sizzler. I had the buffet.

Vicki: Why don't you have a girlfriend? You're like totally cool and so hot.
Damon: I know.
Vicki: Don't you wanna be in love?
Damon: I've been in love. It's painful and pointless and overrated.
Vicki: Except when it isn't.

Stefan: They extended your leave?
Damon: I was simply having too much fun to return to battle.
Stefan: Your commitment to the Confederacy is inspiring.
Katherine: Well, this works out wonderfully for me.
Damon: How's that, Miss Katherine?
Katherine: Now I'll have both of you here to keep me entertained.

Elena: You said you would explain everything. That's why I asked you to meet me here. When you Google vampire, you get a world of fiction. This is reality.
Stefan: I can tell you whatever you wanna know.
Elena: I know you eat garlic.
Stefan: Yes.
Elena: And somehow sunlight's not an issue.
Waitress: Hi. Here are your drinks.
Elena: (to Waitress) Thank you.
Stefan: We have rings that protect us.
Elena: Crucifixes?
Stefan: Decorative.
Elena: Holy water?
Stefan: Drinkable.
Elena: Mirrors?
Stefan: Myth.

Damon: Where's my ring?!
Stefan: I gave it to Zach to hide. Probably shouldn't have killed him.
Damon: Oh. You almost got me. Where is it?
Stefan: I'll get it back, but I need time.
Damon: What'd you Fed Ex it to Rome? Where is it? I want my ring, Stefan, or my next stop's Elena's.
Stefan: I already want you dead. Don't give me another reason to make it happen.
Damon: Don't give me another reason to rip you apart.
Stefan: Yeah? Is that gonna be before or after you get your ring back?
Damon: Just get it.

Elena: If you mean me no harm, then you'll go.
Stefan: I never wanted this.

Damon: I'm getting really bored and really impatient; and I don't do bored and impatient.

Elena: What are you?!
Stefan: You know.
Elena: No. I don't.
Stefan: Yes, you do, or you wouldn't be here.
Elena: It's not possible. It can't be.
Stefan: Everything you know, and every belief that you have is about to change. Are you ready for that?
Elena: What are you?
Stefan: (pause) I'm a vampire.

Damon: I think I know what can help you.
Vicki: What's that?
Damon: Death.

Stefan: I've been 17 years old since 1864.

Stefan: That's the thing about Damon. He doesn't get mad. He just gets even.