Damon: We're forgetting a key player here. Rebecca? Wherever Stefan goes, the blond ponytail tends to follow.
Elena: Which is why it's your job to keep her away.
Damon: How?! She's an original. Last time I checked, we're out of daggers.
Elena: So then preoccupy her with your charm.
Alaric: Might have better luck finding the dagger.
Damon: So are ever not going to be mad at me, Ric?