Elena: Are you sure that you're okay with this?
Bonnie: If I could spell you out of wanting blood, I would, but I can't, so better you learn this now than at freshman orientation.
Elena: Something tells me that college isn't in my future anymore.
Damon: Oh, stop with the pity party. If I can go to college, you can go to college.
Bonnie: You went to college?
Damon: Sure. Plenty of times. I always had a thing for sorority girls.
Bonnie: You're disgusting.
Damon: (whispers) I know.