The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 5

Stefan: Thanks for not saying anything to Elena.
Damon: About what? The cure we don't have, can't find, and probably doesn't exist? You're welcome.

Caroline: Uh, who are you?
Hayley: Who the hell are you?
Caroline: I'm Caroline.
Hayley: Oh! You're Tyler's girl. Told me about you. I'm Hayley.
Caroline: Well, Hayley, that's pretty crazy, 'cause I haven't heard a thing about you.
Hayley: I've been staying here a few days.
Caroline: Excuse me?
Hayley: I needed a place to crash, Ty's a buddy, he was kind enough to offer.
Caroline: I know all of Ty's buddies and I haven't heard about you, so how about we cut the crap?
Hayley: Yeah, I don't do teen drama, take it up with Ty.

Professor Shane: Right now just relax, drink your tea. I got this in Australia when I was backpacking with these Aborigine spirit guides. Trust me, it's better when you smoke it, but I'm trying to be a role model. (Bonnie laughs) Bonnie, listen the thing is, what I have in mind might come off as a little unorthodox.
Bonnie: Now I'm officially curious.

Stefan: (while they're discussing the best way to confront Connor) All right, hold on. You're not all going.
Tyler: He shot me, like, nine times. If we're killing him, I want in.
Elena: He's got Jeremy, I'm going.
Stefan: Listen, nobody is going anywhere until I figure out what we're walking into.
Damon: Until you figure it out? Is that where you've been all morning, out buying bossy pants?

Damon: We have a plan. The plan is, I'm gonna rip Connor's heart out and I'm gonna feed it to him.
Stefan: That's not a plan.