Matt: Do you realize that just last summer, you and I were lifeguards at the pool? (Bonnie nods) And the only two problems I had in my life were that Elena was breaking up with me and I sucked at CPR.
Bonnie: Everything was so different.
Matt: Yeah. Now Elena's dating a vampire, you're a witch, my sister's a ghost, and I'm...I'm just a guy who's wondering how life got so screwed up.