Stefan: Damon hasn't said a word to me. Every time I try to talk to him he shuts me down.
Elena: Do you think he's still trying to find Katherine?
Stefan: I don't know. He waited a hundred and forty-five years, only to find out that Katherine could not care less. I mean, it's gotta hurt, right?
Elena: And it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
Stefan: This is all kind of new to me. I usually keep to myself, I don't always fit in.
Matt: That's because you're that guy.
Stefan: What guy?
Matt: The guy who seems like he has everything so the people who don't kind of run the other way.
Stefan: Is that what I seem like?
Matt: Pretty much.
Stefan: Hmm. What a dick.
Stefan: Have you thought any more about what you're gonna do?
Elena: About what? Isobel, my vampire birth mother, who's related to my vampire ancestor, Katherine, who screwed over your vampire brother? Nah. Haven't thought about it at all.
Elena: Have you ever even been on a double date before?
Stefan: Oh, absolutely. Uh, '72. Hef and the twins.
Stefan: Yeah. Playmates. I got Miss June.
Jeremy: Why didn't you...kill me?
Anna: I don't know. Maybe I'm a sucker for guys like you.
Jeremy: Like what?
Anna: Lost. But why would you confront me about it? Why would you risk it?
Jeremy: Because if it was true, maybe...I don't know. Maybe it's true about Vicki. And also because...I want you to turn me.
Elena: I'm sorry. You have the wrong person.
Matt: Is there anything you're not good at?
Stefan: Double dating.
Jeremy: I actually have to write another paper. I was thinking about squeezing in one more out on the vampires of Mystic Falls.
Anna: Really? Haven't you exhausted the subject?
Jeremy: No. No, I wanna go deeper, you know? I wanna understand why people were labeled as vampires back in the day. I mean, maybe there is such a thing as vampires. They're just different from the way we always thought they were.
Anna: What do you mean?
Jeremy: Well, uh, maybe they're normal...and good. Just outsiders, you know? Um, misunderstood.
Kelly: You're new around here.
Damon: Oh, on the contrary. I'm very old.
Damon: What exactly are you trying to achieve?
Pearl: Mystic Falls is our home, Damon. They took that from us. Our land, our home. It's time we rebuild.
Damon: What, are you crazy? That was 1864. Wake up, woman. The world has moved on.
Although credited, Katerina Graham (Bonnie), Michael Trevino (Tyler) and Matt Davis (Alaric) do not appear in this episode. This was the first episode where Alaric does not appear after Matt Davis became a regular in the opening credits.
"Better Than This" by Keane
"CloudHead" by In-Flight Safety
"The Ocean" by Tegan & Sara
"Cross My Heart" by Marianas Trench
"Perfect Day" by The Constellations
"Crash/Land" by In-Flight Safety
"Love Sick Mistake" by Erin McCarley
"The Mess I Made" by Parachute
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: Thursday, April 1, 2010 on CTV
Australia: Monday, April 5, 2010 on GO!
Latin America: Thursday, April 15, 2010 on Warner Channel
United Kingdom: Tuesday, May 11, 2010 on ITV2
Sweden: Thursday, June 3, 2010 on TV6
Norway: Thursday, September 30, 2010 on FEM
Germany: Wednesday, November 10, 2010 on ProSieben
Slovakia: Sunday, January 9, 2011 on Markiza
Poland: Monday, April 4, 2011 on TVN
Turkey: Saturday, May 21, 2011 on CNBC-e
Czech Republic: Thursday, June 21, 2012 on TV Nova
(Stefan, Caroline, Matt, and Elena walk into Stefan's house)
Caroline: (referring to Damon and Matt's mother) Yeah. Uh, yeah, this is much better than watching Damon visit Cougar Town.
This is a reference to the television series Cougar Town, which debuted in 2009, about an older divorced woman who begins dating younger men.
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