Patrick Warburton |
Brock Samson |
Christopher McCulloch |
Hank Venture/The Monarch |
Michael Sinterniklaas |
Dean Venture |
Soul Bot |
H.E.L.P.eR. |
T. Ryder Smith |
Baron Underbheit, Soldier #1 |
Guest Star |
James Urbaniak |
Dr. Thaddius S. "Rusty" Venture |
Recurring Role |
Doc Hammer |
Dr. Girlfriend |
Recurring Role |
Mia Barron |
Girl Hitler |
Recurring Role |
When Dr. Venture reminisces about how much a help H.E.L.P.eR. has been, one of the scenes (the one where H.E.L.P.eR. hugs Brock) is from the episode "Mid-Life Chrysalis" which aired AFTER Home Insecurity.
Baron Ünderbheit: You have to give me this one. I've loathed Venture ever since college.
The Monarch: Oh, who hasn't, Ünderpants? What makes your case so special?
(Ünderbheit groans, points to his metal jaw)
The Monarch: Wow, you mean he did that? How?
Baron Ünderbheit: Where I come from, a lab partnership is a sacred trust. One is always suppose to look out for one's lab partner. Venture did not.
The Monarch: Fine, fine. But you have to understand you can't waltz into the middle of a delicate, high-stakes chess tournament and yell, "King me!" 'cause he bitched up your face.
Brock: You coulda told me that Sasquatch was a...a dude.
Summers: Huh? What, you couldn't tell?
Brock: Not until I had to (shudders) shave him.
Dr. Girlfriend: He's late.
The Monarch: Royalty. That's how they are.
(He drinks the soda in his cup, and spits it back out.)
The Monarch: What is this, Diet? Why did you get Diet?!
Dr. Girlfriend: I didn't.
The Monarch: Taste this then!
Dr. Girlfriend: (sips the cup) Okay, I might have grabbed the wrong bottle at the supermarket.
The Monarch: How do you do that!? How can you not tell the difference?! God, it's like having my Dad do the shopping!
Dean: There's something out there, and it's made of metal, and it has Dad's face, and it wants to beat me up! This is just like my dream.
Hank: Yeah, but did you get the first aid kit?
Dr. Venture: I don't need first aid, Hank, I need you to stop choking me and hitting me with fire extinguishers.
Summers: Sasquatch doesn't have anything you haven't seen before.
Brock: Sasquatch is something I haven't seen before!
Soldier #2: Who was that?
Soldier #1: Brock f***in' Samson!
Soldier #2: No way – dibs on his cigarette butt!
(phone rings)
Monarch: Ah, Somebody loves the Monarch!
Baron Ünderbheit: Catclops! What have you to report?
Catclops: Tourism has skyrocketed at the Well of Bitter Sorrows and the Ünderbheit Birth Crevasse since you enacted the mandatory attendance edict.
Baron Ünderbheit: Told you. Girl Hitler?
Girl Hitler: Benzene chewables have doubled production in ze child slave mines. Dilly-dallying saw a brief spike, but ve stabilized it by removing ze feet of the alpha males, Und de popular girls!
Baron Ünderbheit: Good! Good!
Monarch: Wait a minute! How do I get a (cue dramatic music)... outside line!
Hank: But Pop, you're bleeding!
Dr. Venture: Uh? Oh, this. Uh, no, it's fairly common for some men to lactate involuntarily in situations of extreme stress.
Dr. Venture: Right now G.U.A.R.D.O., doesn't know you or me from a squad of Snake People hopped up on PCP.
Hank: H.E.L.P.eR.'s done it.
Hank and Dean: Go Team H.E.L.P.eR.!
Brock: Bionic, huh? Let's see how much. (kicks him in groin)
Steve Summers: Ughhh. Right in my ...Cape Canaverals.
Summers: True, I was barely alive after my test ship broke up. But the Army saved me. It spent $6 million dollars to give me all-new bionic parts. Made me stronger, better, faster then I was. And you know what they did? They put me to work! They expected me to pay it all back! Do you know how long $6 million bucks takes to pay off on a government salary?!?
Monarch: Venture and I have been engaged in a deadly game of cat and also-cat for years!
The music Brock is listening to while driving to the mountains is supposed to sound like Led Zeppelin.
Four new bad guys are introduced: Baron Underbheit and three of his henchmen, Catclops, Girl Hitler, and Manic 8-Ball. Although it is unsure if the last 3 mentioned will return.
Steve Summers and Sasquatch:
"Steve Summers" is a clear parody of the original Six Million Dollar Man - Steve Austin (the "bionic woman" in the spinoff was Jaime Summers, hence the last name). Accompanied by slow-motion camera action and *whooshing* noise to simulate superpowers, Austin worked for a secret government agency and put his super-strength and vision to good use. For whatever reasons, Austin kept running into Bigfoot (who was the pawn of evil aliens), hence the Sasquatch gag here.
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S 5 : Ep 1
Aired 10/28/12
S 4 : Ep 16
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S 4 : Ep 15
Aired 10/24/10
S 4 : Ep 14
Aired 10/17/10
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