The Vicar of Dibley

Gerry: So, Superman's feeling a bit bored, because Spiderman and Batman are on a scuba diving course. Alice: Oh, shame! Gerry: Yeah, So he hasn't got anyone to play with. So he's flying around and suddenly, he sees Wonder Woman naked, spread eagle, on the top of a tall building. Alice: Ooh, she'll catch cold! Gerry: No, no.. it's summer. Alice: Well, thank goodness for that! Gerry: Yeah, yeah. So, he's always fancied Wonder Woman, so he thinks "Now's my chance!" and he swoops down, faster than a speeding bullet, does the business, then he flies off again. Moment later, Wonder Woman says "What was that?" and the Invisible Man climbs off her and says, "I don't know, but it hurt A LOT!" (Geraldine laughs, I know it's rude, but it's very funny. Alice: I don't get it. Gerry: No, I didn't expect that you would. Alice: Well, you seem to be suggesting that Superman committed homosexual rape upon the Invisible Man. Well, I just don't find that funny. Gerry: Right. Alice: In fact, you're besmirching the reputation of two of the finest superheros this world has ever known. Although, I've never actually met them. Well, I might have met the invisible man, I wouldn't know. He's invisible. But I have heard, that they are really nice guys. And frankly, I think you should be ashamed of yourself. Goodbye Vicar... (Alice gets up and walks out)