The Walking Dead Season 2 Episode 2

T-Dog: (sizing up the situation as he sees it) I'm talking about two good ole' boy cowboy sheriffs and a redneck whose brother cut off his own hand because I dropped a key. Who in that scenario is the first that's gonna be lynched.
Dale: You can't be serious. Am I missing something? Those two cowboys have done alright by us and if I'm not mistaken that redneck went out of his way to save your ass more than once.

Lori: Otis, the idiot who shot my son.
Herschel: Ma'am, it was an accident.
Lori: I'll take that under advisement later, for now he is the idiot who shot our son.

Glenn: (describing Maggie's introduction to the group) All I know is that this chick rode out of nowhere like Zorro on a horse and took Lori away.

Otis: (getting into the truck with the rifle he shot Carl with) It's the only one I got.
Shane: (looking forward with disbelief) This has turned into a strange day.
Otis: Didn't it though?

Rick: (outside the room Carl is in) Should be me in there.
Shane: You been there, partner, right? But you pulled through, and so will he.
Rick: Is that why I got out of that hospital, found my family, for it to end here, like this? Is this some sort of sick joke?

Daryl: (frustrated with the group being so negative) It's a waste of time, all this hopin' and prayin'. We're going to locate that little girl, and she's gonna be just fine. Am I the only one Zen around here? Good lord.

Dale: Listen, your veins are very discolored. You got a hell of an infection there. You could die from blood poisoning.
T-Dog: (laughs) Oh, man. Wouldn't that be the way? World gone to hell, the dead risen up to eat the living and Theodore Douglas is done here by a cut on his arm.
(laughs harder)

Daryl: Shut up.
(shoots a Walker)